CALLING ALL LEGAL BLUE NAMES

ECB

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I'm going to the wedding with TheClap, and I need a date to accompany him and his date

It's June 16th, must be living in the NorthEast and Down to Fuck me, or at least suck me

You don't have to be gay, just curious

It is formal wear, so you will need a tux

Must be at least 15 years of age
 
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Ok I realize that I have a pretty good chance of going with theclap as his date but if that falls through my offer of fucking something in the butt secks for an open bar is easily transposable to you.
 
SHIT I REALIZED I WON'T BE IN AMERICA THEN

Hype train just derailed

But I'm still willing to have a 4 way with TheClap, one NSer, me, and a female

Must be done before May 21st
 
I'll suck your cock for your birthday under a few conditions

I'll explain them later, afterwards
 
ill watch and jerk it in the corner under few conditions.

1. I get to watch and jerk off in the corner

2. That is all
 
If and only if Kangbang is of legal age, if I get him to let me suck him off I'll donate $60 to NS, and get the ultimate secret status next to my name

If he's not of age, then Kangbanger I know is
 
YOU HEAR THAT KANGBANG

YOU HEAR THAT?

THATS THE WIND BLOWING

NEXT THING YOULL HEAR BLOWING IS ME ON YOUR COCK

(assuming you want it, because I don't deal with non-consensual since Jenny)
 
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