Call to Arms: Fight the Slow Left Lane Drivers

[stokedelic]

I’m done. No more 24 year old WFH girls watching tik tok with my bumper literally under their muffler (nice). No more NPR dads who can afford 5 pairs of skis and passes but not a fucking red flyer wagon to avoid looking like an idiot carrying said skis. No more stoned newschoolers (yes you) thinking 85 is fast in the fast lane listening to Wu Tang because you think B Dog is cool since he does that (okay sometimes me).

I grew up next to a drag strip. The fucking Indiana 5000. If you’re not hitting 120mph on 8% downhill grades the left lane is not for you.

If you hear my cries, I encourage you to bare knuckle box everyone of these fuckers you can. It’s time we take the left lane into our own hands.

 

[nCrow]

First time on 70?

 

[switchlip2]

“Ski gabber”

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

My brother in Christ, I do not drive a bobsled home from the mountain

 

[eheath]

I agree, but 120 is pretty reckless...

 

[Farmville420]

Bros from Indiana ?

 

[PsychicMigration]

Save it for rant about whatever thread and if your going to post at least put it in the right section.

 

[profa_212]

you sound like the reason i80 closes three times a day during storm cycles

 

[Icant_kfed]

Throw a ranch hand on a fozzie, plow them all out the way and go as fast as you want

 

[Farmville420]

If you put a gun to my head and asked me to point out Indiana on a map tell my mother I love her

 

[iH8pow]

Yea but haven’t you learned yet that the left lane is the faux fast lane? Far right lane is for passing if you want to drive faster than traffic, nobody takes the right lane everyone’s too scared. Even truck drivers

 

[Deez_Mcskis]

If you put a gun to my head and asked me to point out Indiana on a map tell my mother I love her

Pretty sure its near Indiana

 

[iFlip]

The “Indiana 5000”? You mean the Indianapolis 500? Tell me you haven’t lived next to it your entire life and got it wrong. Just like your left-lane philosophy.

 

[Ski_Alot]

You tell 'em brother

 

[TOAST.]

If you're not driving in the shoulder you aren't even trying to go fast.

 

[SlitherySnake]

misread the title, thought this was political thread, gets pleasantly surprised when it’s just as shitty as a political thread

fuck yeah guys we’re doing this shit right

 

[bakemaster]

HAHAa you peasants drive?? I just get picked up in the helicopter and I'm back to the chalet in 5 minutes.

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

I like to drive the speed limit in the left lane to make sure everyone behind me isn't breaking the law ?

 

[GayWolf420]

You ever seen a mormon roadblock before?

 

[skierman]

You can tell someone just moved to Utah when they haven't figured out that the right lane is for passing.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

My taxes paid for both lanes, Im using em

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

HAHAa you peasants drive?? I just get picked up in the helicopter and I'm back to the chalet in 5 minutes.

The epitome of helicopter travel is an hour of prep for a 5 minute flight

 

[theabortionator]

Left lane is the black diamond trail that's really a blue, barely above the green. Everyone can get their difficult runs in. The right line is that sometimes spicy but direct speed line off the side of the green run that get's you to the base are in 1/4 the time.

The amount of times the right lane is fully open is hilarious. I try and laugh at it now, it's better than crying. A lot of people have no concept of other people or their surroundings in most parts of life.

 

[tomatonater]

I carry a firearm in my glovebox for this reason

 

[ASSholebomber22]

You ever seen a mormon roadblock before?

I've heard it called the mexican drag race here on the other side of the devide

 

[GnomesAreReal]

Last summer I was going almost 250 on the autobahn and still some bmw driver pulled up behind me and started flashing his lights. Nobody is fast enough.

 

[tomatonater]

Last summer I was going almost 250 on the autobahn and still some bmw driver pulled up behind me and started flashing his lights. Nobody is fast enough.

Flex hard enough yet?

 

[GnomesAreReal]

Flex hard enough yet?

No, I think i was going 260 kmh actually

 

[tomatonater]

No, I think i was going 260 kmh actually

Oh you’re using them European units. I’m not as impressed now

 

[GnomesAreReal]

Oh you’re using them European units. I’m not as impressed now

 

[eheath]

Oh you’re using them European units. I’m not as impressed now

do you really not know about the autobahn?

 

[tomatonater]

do you really not know about the autobahn?

You mean the highway in Germany with no speed limits built under nazi germany and completed in 1935? Nah never heard of it.

 

[eheath]

You mean the highway in Germany with no speed limits built under nazi germany and completed in 1935? Nah never heard of it.

sigh, my point was its obviously in europe so why would said person say their speed in MPH? come on

 

[tomatonater]

sigh, my point was its obviously in europe so why would said person say their speed in MPH? come on

Because America

 

[eheath]

Because America

its weird that measuring units have become a meme

 

[tomatonater]

its weird that measuring units have become a meme

Its not a meme, it’s a way of life

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Oh you’re using them European units. I’m not as impressed now

260 kph is still 160 mph and that's still pretty fast for a road car, even if it's the Autobahn

 

[iH8pow]

Had a good one yesterday on my way to shred. Was jammed up by the left lane patrol, a Subaru (Ascent I think) gets up on my ass, in a moment of clearing, Ascent decides to do gods work and passes on left shoulder (closed toll lane) and i get in right lane to pass the left lane jerrys. We both merge back into a wide open left lane going 115-120, yee yee life is good but then they whipped off the freeway towards winter park before i could snap a photo (im safu driver) so short lived excitement.

But stay outta Colorado if you’re a beta speed limit drivin left lane cuck sheep. Theres shuttles you can take instead.

The elites dont want you to know this, but theres no speed limits in Colorado (as long as you drive a BMW)