Call me Maybe version

[JWeinstock]

whats your favorite version of call me maybe.I like "Hey, i just fucked you, and this is crazy, look theres a kitchen, sandwich maybe?"

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I just met you, and this is craaazy, but heres a condom, so fuck me safely

 

[Ruffles]

So painfully unfunny.

 

[Anathema]

 

[Chubz.]

looooooooooooooooooool

 

[Poop_nugget]

hahah!

 

[ErMahGerd]

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres a hanger, abort my baby

 

[e_strapp]

Huey Mack - hey I just met you. And it might seem craaazy, but I'm almost famous, so fuck me baby

 

[Forcillo]

Vader to Luke: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but I'm your father, so join me maybe.

 

[Poems]

You're now my childhood hero.

 

[hot.pocket]

 

[qbehr]

i have been laughing for ever

 

[Get.Kronk]

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but oops no condom, have my baby

 

[miroz]

 

[Jane6]

hey I just met you and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, hey I just met you

 

[hot.pocket]

 

[SirCharles]

my god this thread is amazing

 

[NPF]

yes.

 

[shea.]

how unoriginal.

 

[Orrin]

Fucking lol'd.

 

[theBearJew]

 

[Algebra]

O lord this is fantastic

 

[CliffyByro]

curses, was going to post that

 

[Algebra]

Hey I just boned you, and I a

 

[Algebra]

Damn mobile...Hey I just boned you, and I am hairy, so here's my crabs, shave me mabye?

 

[De-Clan]

Great reference to the greatest show ever,' Sienfeld'

 

[1337]

uhhhhh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance

 

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[.AR6rider.]

Yeah, but it's funnier when Elaine says it.

 

[theBearJew]

New business card idea?

 

[JWeinstock]

this thread is old but i just thought of one. hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have no pants on, blow job maybe?

 

[theBearJew]

Hey I just met you, I am crazy. I have your number, Ill call you daily.

 

[eldridge]

nothing in this thread will ever top this.

 

[roddy116]

i just laughed to the point of shitting.

 

[Yeezy]

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[EricaMN.]

^ is that 1337 on the left?

 

[JzD.]

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, get in my fucking or you die

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

its 100 times funnier because your a girl.

 

[wellthisisold]

I lost so hard. +K

 

[Black.Bird]

I like

 

[1337]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lost

 

[CliffyByro]

hahahaha brilliant

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

these are painfully stupid

 

[NPF]

 

[wellthisisold]

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, but delete my number, if you have a baby.

 

[ABinThe603]

Huey Mack is the tits.

 

[TheDers]

hey i just met you and this is crazy, but i dont have a condom so anal maybe.

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

Somewhat related (by KSIOlajidebt if someone recognizes it):

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[pastysmasher]

Hey, I just fucked you and it was crazy, delete my number and keep the baby.

 

[.RYAN66]

OMG, its like marsland just better.

 

[Turnup_swiperigh]

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