California

Guess what! I loveeeeee lighters and this one time (the ONLY time I've ever ever gotten my nails done with that acrylic shit and blah) I was seeing if the nail would catch on fire... It was like two years ago and the nail polish on it turned black and started boiling. HOLY SHIT it burned like a mother fucker, but it didn't catch fire! GRRRRRRRR.

My mom's family lives in California, and she's coming home from there tonight. Yeehaw.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
^^you seem like your all hoped up on drugs, or just excited. But im in a gang with my friends now, all I had to do is get this really hot lighter burned onto my skin and now I have a scar. I didn't volunteer to be in the gay gang though. My friend just stabbed me with teh lighter one day.

-Pat
 
I just get really hyperishy and whatnot.

^Umm, are you trying to be a Froggy impressionist or something? If so, stop now.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
that sucks

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
crazy shit - was driving through all the fires yesterday - it has already burned an area half the size of rhode island

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
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