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Dirty

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On sunday night at a San Diego party a member of the notorious CML once again silences the critics and puts a shit talker in his place. This member shall be named Member X, as to give his real identity would result in legal problems.

Member X went to San Diego for the weekend and attended a party with his girlfriend on sunday night. While at this party he was confronted by a Mexican gang, the gang apparently told him that he was nothing and made violent threats and comments about his girlfriend, so he proceded to announce not to fuck with him as he is also in a gang, the CML.

The party raged on, with guests oblivious to the potential situation at hand. With more words said and a few hours past, tension between the two clicks was brought to new heights as a member of the opposing gang grabbed a hold of Member Xs girlfriend and began to kiss her.

At this point Member X represented in true CML form, by taking command of a nearby chair. He raised the chair above his head and unleashed his wrath upon the Cholo. The beating went on for 3 or 4 minutes and resulted in a severly bloody and beaten gang member, the remaining 5 members of the gang were so scared by the actions of Member X that they immediatly fled the scene.

Just a reminder that you should beware of the CML and speak with respect while in their presence.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
don't fuck with people and people won't fuck with you. and if they do, they're asking for it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------It was the summer of love and I thank the Lord above because the woman took a lovin' over me. And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus, because I sold off all my personal property. A tight tiedye dress she was a psychadelic mess. We toured to the north, south, east, and west. We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some extacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin, and PCP. And now I hear the police comin' after me.

Yes now I hear the police comin' after me. The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair, she's got the police comin' after me.

--Scarlet Begonias
 
ohhhh my.....

'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!

-Dirty-

 
word bitch, fuckin cholos best recognize the cml

So chill on your porch and drink your fortys, and if somebody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin''
 
damn skiers, always beating up kids at birthday parties.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
the way to fight a 'gang' is say ill take the biggest one. nobody else will want to fight you after that. except for maybe the biggest one. then kick his ass

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
yea, but I hate when people jump in, I fought 3 people about my size a few days ago and I had everything under control until two of the fuckers grabbed me while the one I was fighting was down, moral, do people have no courtesy, like isn't that pretty cheap?

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
thats part of it though. ive been on that end of it, and given that too

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
the cml is an orginization of newschool skiers dedicated to the drinking of hella fortys and the smoking of madd blunts. how bout that?

Dirty, the kids are ignorant these days, you haven't been representin enough lately.

So chill on your porch and drink your fortys, and if somebody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin''
 
I didnt know the CML was such an angry bunch...

From what Dmb posts they sound so happy and full of joy.

'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
 
This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on here. Are we supposed to be afraid of you or respect you because you say so?

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
the dumbest thread ever? you are a retard, most of the time i post stupid nonsense, but this post is straight truth, it really happened.

whether or not you respect the cml, you should show respect while in the presence of the cml, or you may be beaten with a chair. bitches.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
I hate people who take themselves seriously.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
word to that mammoth. Best statment ive read in a while.

'I've got plenty of reasons to smile...I'm black' - My pal Michy

 
i have nothing at at all against the CML, mainly because i hardly know anything about them.. but for some reason i have a hard time believing that a Mexican gang only consisted of 5 members... and that none of them had gats.. If it was a real gang.. the cml person probs would have got shot by another person in the gang

 
dang....... i wonder who this member X is.

'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!

-Dirty-

 
hey punk! how do you know said member wasnt packin' heat? eh?

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yeah id be afraid of tanner and medsker with a chair.........cool kids but need to put on some weight...anyway the CML are pretty fuckin cool kids but in a real gang fight i think they would have some trouble

~Kevin
 
Ya CML is tough as nails and all, but I think the East Long beach Crypts would definatly fuck their shit up. Fo Rilla.

By the way that type of thing from Member X is not all that un-common. He is a feisty little bastard.

 
Not only should you show respect for the CML, but for anyone and everyone. Just like the CML should respect everyone, and i hope they do. It did sound like that guy deserved it, but fighting really isnt that cool. A fist leads to a chair, a chair leads to a bat, a bat leads to a knife, a knife leads to a gun. Horaay for guns.

 
A gun leads to making Gun Love. Sweet, sweet gun love.

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-Dan

'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
 
I have a friend named Darryl. Darryl is a big, fat, black guy. Like, I'm talkin HUGE. probably 500 pounds or something. He has to walk sideways through doors, AND duck his head. He eats our whole kitchen when we come home drunk. A few nights ago at this party, someone tried to fight darryl. WHO TRIES TO FIGHT WITH DARRYL??

fights are dumb. also, entertaining. so most of the time I don't mind. neither does darryl.

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time is running out.
 
yea, i'm a beast. watch yourself

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
So your telling me, there is a gang of skiers who call themselves the CML???

and that they have a reputaion for fighting.

Words cannot express how pathetic that sounds.

 
I BET IT WAS CRAIG!!

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
yo dspin7x, u betta recognize, beeeeyotch

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
mike_hunt10

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2002-08-25 21:24:43

damn cool

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
you guys are fucking pussies. eat my shit you faggots. i would beat the fuck out of anyone of you so called fighters bring that fucking shit on i dont give a flying fuck if you bring chairs bats whatever. fuck you

AMA-RIP
 
damn i wish i could fight with some fucking mexicans..........sounds like a great time. but im just stuck gettin fucked up.....damn life sucks without fighting. i'll just have to work on being a hard ass when i become a good skier. it's the last trick to learn.

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