let's see...Apple creates the iPod, an mp3 player designed for aesthetics, but the audio, which ought to have been the most important thing considering it is a music player, pure shit (to say the least).
a large percentage of the global population of followers and trendsters buys the iPod, Apple makes a shitload of money off of what could quite possibly be the worst music player on the market. then they make more iPods, each one more pleasing to tools than the last.
Apple says to themselves, "look at all this cash we just bagged, let's follow this same formula, but in other aspects of the electronics business."
along comes the new Mac. it's sleek, it's sexy, it's expensive...except that by anyone who knows anything about computers, it could easily be tossed in the "defective" pile. they overheated, the OS resembled Willy Wonka's chocolate factory (likely designed by somebody who had eaten a few too many Wonka bars as well). All in all, cute at first, but a pain in the ass after two weeks.
Yet somehow, Apple makes more money (along with the help of more iPods of course).
Out comes the newer and more improved Mac. the OS is not only cute, but easy to use as well, for the computer-incompetent (the world later finds out that followers and trendsters tend to have no understanding of how to use one of the most basic OS's out there before OSX, Windows). These ones don't melt after two weeks of use. They can no longer be considered defective, only childish. Some people buy them (gamers don't).
Apple releases a few commercials, making fun of PCs because they are too difficult for a toddler to understand. the PC is portayed by a fat man with thick glasses and a cheesy suit, the Mac is portrayed by a dude in normal-people clothes. These commercials make fun of things that don't even exist, like glitches in Windows Vista.
Microsoft helps Apple out (probably expecting something in return, poor fools). They help create most of the software that comes with OSX, some of it which is even advertised in Mac commercials.
Apple thanks Microsoft for all the help by spitting in their face. they make more commercials, attempting to call out Vista on things like how cool it looks, how easy it is to use, or more glitches that don't exist.
Apple continues to profit by making more iPods that concentrate more on cutesy things like touch-screens than the audio quality, which is of course still of no importance to trendy people. They continue to expand their market to include cellphones (and probably tiny mind-control devices that are implanted in the newer iPods to make people buy things like Nintendo Wiis and tight jeans).
but really, the reason i don't like Macs is because they don't accomodate my needs, and i'm also a penny-pincher who would rather pay a fair price for a great product than a high price for an average product. sure, you can install Windows on a Mac and play games, but that doesn't mean the machine was intended for it. and sure, Macs come with some cutesy editing software, but i could DL better software for free if i wanted (and i have).
oh, and i'm afraid of becoming a Wii-playing, Starbucks-going, acoustic guitar-playing, Prius-driving bisexual. not that all Mac users fit that description, though (probably better suited for iPod users)