Buy a baby elephant for only $500!

elephants are overrated, im waiting till they clone the frozen baby wooly mammoth they just found in siberia to buy somethin like that
 
Fuck off. That mammoth is mine, and I will seriously fuck your shit up if you try to take it from me afterwards. Im going to ride on that mammoth's back with my motherfucking cutlass and kill some bitches~
 
something tells me that it would be illegal to have in my house. Oh but if I had one, I would get him stoned all of the time
 
oh shit, its on now. i will battle you on mammoth back across the columbia. there is a pretty good chance the whole world will be destroyed
 
and release another of the opposite sex, then we can go all hannibal on shit in 30 years when there is a whole colony of those fuckers. They will be retarded though, not enough genetic diversity
 
at this point im not shure, i think it will be cool to say i have a baby elephant. thay dont have to know its dead. and think about the cost of food when its older. and its pretty touf to find a elephant walker
 
Thats good financial thinking. The only thing a live elephant does over a dead one is eat more. Also if it is alive then it will grow and it won't be a baby elephant anymore.
 
hahahhahahahaha, seriously +++K.

do you think it's illegal to keep it in a field with horses?? Montana wouldnt mind, right?
 
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