butters

no i'm not talking about southpark, i'm talking about the coolest thing you can do on skis. i just started doing butters at the end of the year after i saw a few in the movies and on this site. i've got the tail butter down even though it probably still looks ugly and i've landed a few nose butters but way in the back seat. does anyone else share my fascination with butters and have some new footie? they seriously kick ass and look so smooth when done right.

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i can do switch butta 3's but they're getting kinda boring and for some reason i cant seem to get it to five

i really wanna learn to switch butta 270 onto a rail, but that's just gnarly

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I think that buttering is the future of skiing.

However, it makes me angry to see so many skiers doing fake butters and getting credit for it.

If you slide a 180 on the snow before you hit a rail, it's not a butter.

There has to be pressing involved...

If you saw method man in the streets, he would punch you in the face.
 
you put butter on your skis to go faster and pull sicker tricks

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^ ia right,use low fat butter for more speed but for more control just use regular margarine,

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and you use i cant believe its not butter for rails

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only on round rails... on square and shotgun rails you deff got to use melted pop corn butter.....

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you must not be using the right kind of butter. I'm a fan of Tenderflake Lard myself.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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so are we now calling tail butters switch butters? i think we should come up with a different name for nose butters too since our skis don't have noses. maybe tip butter or i can't believe it's not butter 3,5,7, ect.

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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

 
yeah dude i butter all the time, it's the shit

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i wanna see more butter videos. show me more more more

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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

 
I would love to see vids of all these people who do butters becasue they are the ones telling all the kids on here who are almost pro that they are doing them wrong. Doing them all off your knee high jump with a 10 ft gap doesn't count

 
fuck im on a mac at school right now anyone have better footage that's not windows media

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watch afterbang. one dudes seg is like all butters, he butters everything, bc jumps, rails, park jumps. he does a triple butter to cork 7 too! then he does a 1080 of like an 8 foot jump. its the greatest movie ever. the extra segments o the dvd are amazingly amazin and funny. but yea i think butters off jumps on skis is pretty flamming. snowboarders make it look so much better.

-Jonny, skiing the ice so the other half of the country

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afterbang is a kick ass movie. i still think you can make it look better on skis though. it's just so much harder than on a snowboard i'd think.

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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

 
its easier on a board, only 1 edge can catch and you have direct weight and percise control of the board. one of the reasons snowboarding has so much variation is because the entire board is a part of your body and you can manipulate it anyway possible. like in spins, and rails. a snowboarder can do the same spin like 100032 different ways and u will never get bored of it.

-Jonny, skiing the ice so the other half of the country

If you dont like my fire then don't come around, cuz i gonna burn one down.

My choice is what i choose to do, and if I'm causin no harm it shouldnt bother you?

Your choice is who you choose to be, if your causin no harm you're alright with me.

Before you knock it try it first, for you will see its a blessing and not a curse.
 
anyone buutered on t-m's yet? ITS DA BOMB BUTTA!! wait untill you see d.c.'s butters from this year. FOGGETTABOUTIT

 
mdfresh is right. tons of kids revert three feet from the lip of the jump and they call it a butter. tanner does TRUE butters, check out his switch butter five in happydayz off that there cliff if your unsure what a butter is.

 
i have to disagree with tanners butter in happy dayz it was real smooth but the drop was small, i couldnt do it though, im just saying ive seen better

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can someone kind explain it to me..im not exactly sure what im watching

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alpentaliks right about jussi oksaned,he'll put anyone and everyone to shame with butters,no doubt about that,peter line too

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yes thats great...but means nothing to me untill someone tells me what you do

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are u being sarcastic... now im confused if ur not being sarcastic tell me and i will explain

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ya butter is tight, but i hate it when they just slide around from switch 5 feet before the jump/rail, that doesn't count for me

 
i swear to god ill blow u all up if i dont find out how to do 'butters' very soon

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Viva la resistance!

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five0...did you see the video????? there's a video of it farther up...you oughtta read the whole thing.

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ive seen the videos and im really getting it..are they like carving kind of and letting it give them spin

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gee guys, im new to this forum my name is henry ryerson. speaking of tail and nose butters.. my nose and butt is always filled with butter! i cant beleive urs is too! wow i love this forum, im silly and i like long walks on the beach. also i tried to put butter on my skis but it did not seem to make a difference! were u guys kidding about taht?

 
butter zeros, hahahhaha

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

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The Definitive Butter Manual

1.you normally spin 360s on the flat ground by sliding around for fun. this is like this but instead of rotating around your boots, make the center of your rotation either near the tips or tails of your skis. (this technique is most commonly used on rollers by moving to 90 degrees and sliding on your tips/tails and ollieing back to a smooth landing)

2. jumping quick 180s or switch 180s before a jump or rail, preferrably while going up the lip of the jump/ramp (see the snowboard movie Afterbang for many fine examples of butters)

\/ \/ \/ switch butter 360 \/ \/ \/

3. a. while going switch carve really sharply so you are 90 degrees from going backwards(where you started) (you should be facing skiers left/right perpendicular to the mountain.

3. b. now lean backwards while keeping your skis parallel so you all your weight on the ends of your tails. (by the end of this step you should be facing almost forward at about 120 degrees from your start)

3. c. now ollie as big as you can off your tails and spin until you are facing backwards again (240 degrees)

3. x. to see a fine example of a switch butter 3 watch mikael d's segment in Royaly, Eric Iberg's 2001 film

and there you have it, the vast expands of buttering on skis. with this handy butter manual (which i suggest printing and keeping in your pocket, ready to be whipped out and studied on the chairlift) hopefully you will be wallowing in your very own churning butter vat!

if you are interested in butters i suggest the dynastar trouble makers, which are specifically designed to be able to enhance butters to the third degree of butternessly.

copyright 2003 DILLON MORRIS

 
nah dude. if you're gonna butter it shouldn't be more than 90 degrees. a full 180 before you take off is more like a revert.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
ur all wrong, you lean back on your tails BEFORE you start spinning, it sends ur momentum into the spin, using the slingshot effect, you dont just lean back and rotate, you push off ur tails like your winding up for a major ollie. Watch Mikeal in this year's movies. You will see.

Spinks

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this is seriously pretty gay, butters are really fucking easy, just take some time to go out and try em and i guarantee you'll have em in a few days

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
yea thay are fairly easy.... i enjoy tail butter 180's off rollers...

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on your skiboards?

oh wait, you ski now, that's right, my bad

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
no...

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why skiboards

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