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i_am_retarded

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so last night my gf was giving me head and we thought my roomate was asleep, and then all of a sudden i see him moving and i'm like whispering to her 'stop stop' and then all of a sudden this huge pilon flies at my face, and hits me, and he's all 'get the fuck out right now'. it was sketchy. so i bought him a 12 pack to make up for it.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
good work

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were you in the same room as you THOUGHT he was sleeping in? if my buddy did that in the same room i was in i'd be pissed.

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'is that like butt darts?'

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let me get this straight, just getting a hummer right, you weren't bangin her from behind or causing her to scream in any way. I would've told him to shut up and go back to his sweet dreams.

 
'if my buddy did that in the same room i was in i'd be pissed'

Madd_trixx, if your buddy was getting head, wouldn't you have to be in the same room?

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another jizack eh?

actually i would cuz i'd be getting your girl from behind

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'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
hahahaha it shouldnt be funny but its hillarious, ahh shit

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Not a bad retort Madd_Trix.

And if your roomate was cool to you, he'd be happy that you were geting sucked off...

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maximisushi or whatever that was golden hahahha

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a friend tells you about the chick he fucked last night...and true friend slaps you on the back and says 'your turn.'

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