Busted Pipes

Stryken

Stryken

Active member
Yeah so my friend has a ham radio that picks up the local police and fire dept radio transmissions...comes in handy to know where speed traps are, but that's besides the point.

The point is, he was listening to it in his car and apparently, the pipes at my high school burst tonight, and the entire police and fire depts are there trying to figure out what the fuck to do. Also, they are cancelling school for at least tomorrow because of this. How fucking awesome is that?

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
The title is deceiving

but anywayas, you bastard you! : )

hopefully school will be cancelled here tomorrow because of snow (it's probably unlikely though)

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
I hate you.....I mean seriously.....you can go die. Just kiddin thats sick.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Haha, yeah sorry if I rubbed it in ;) And yes the title is deceiving, but an interesting play on words at the same time.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
consider yourself one of the luckiest people in north america right now.

Some guy on here had his school burn down last year, and they didn't end up having exams or something like that, now that's truely luck!

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
yeah i was expecting a thread about your pipe breaking, im sad

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ya at my school part of the school flooded so they moved classes, fuckin tools, w/e though it was interesting

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
haha, now that blows!

the most retarded reason I've ever gotten off for school is because a child/dog called in a bomb threat and so they cancelled school...

Apparently the principal was really fucked up or something and when his phone rang nobody was on the other end and he heard a dog bark in the background and he said that he heard the words, 'I'm coming for you!' The sad part of it is that he still has his jobs and they didn't even investigate into it.

On my way to goddom
 
Thats cool, some gas thing broke in are school so we went and sat in the intermedit school for 3 hours.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
the pipes burst at my hill the other day and they like almost had to close for the day but instead there were no poopers and people had to go in porto-pottys and there was no hot food served because it was unsafe to cook and they could only sell a certain amout of tickets because alot of the place wasblocked off, it was lame. they had to tear up a section of the parking lot to replace the piping and they had the cleaning guys in there tonight (i saw the trucks when i went up to get somthing out of my locker) they were pumping the poo.

my friend joe super dropped his pipe off of the chairlift the other day, i laughed at him.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.- GhostDragon
 
lucky bastard!!!!

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
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