busted on first date

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dilla_says_go

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so yeah on sunday night i took this girl out for a little dinner and some fun, and we ended up at our town park at midnight stargazing and makin kissy kissy and all that shit. it got cold so we migrated to the back of my car where we were rockin out to some guru's jazzmatazz, you know how it goes... well it turns out right in the middle when im doin my thing i see out of the corner of my eye a pair of white lights approaching my car. 'oh shit' i thought, 'those lights look familiar'. they turned out to be the familiar lights of the county police, doin a routine checkup around town. before i know it some pig has his head in the rear window givin us hell cuz we were tresspassing and shit. on top of that i'm not supposed to be driving after 9 because i have my junior license. the pig then searches my car for drugs and shit, lucky for me he was too stupid to find my stash. he then just bitched about how we werent supposed to be out and shit and left us. it was an awesome first date.

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-Steve

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they always show up at the worst times

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sounds kickass man.. but i was hoping you'd get busted for indecent exposure or something

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
fuck no! that dumb ho started crying and i just brought her ass home. i told her next time we can just fuck in her parents bed and she started crying again. stupid bitches....

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-Steve

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as if she started crying, next time for her punishment if your railing her hardcore and it slips out, think quickly and stick it in her ass real fast, the bitch will have learned her lesson but then it might result in a fear of anal sex for her

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actually i was thinkin more along the lines of just smackin her across the face with my floppy dolphin

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-Steve

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you actually said 'we can fuck in your parents bed next time'? after a first date?

you're my fucking hero

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
well my parents let my drive after 9 as long as i dont get caught... oops.... ah well they still havent found out yet...

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-Steve

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dude, that is a great story i must say, cant believe she started crying, you gotta give her a walrus er something man, haha.

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dude, 9. thats sucks, i got my graduated license, which is junior, and i can drive till midnight, even tho i always drive past

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we dont have any restriction like that hear. if you get your license, youve gotfree range

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Walrus is when you're about to blow your load when shes giving you head, you pull her head forward real fast so everything comes out her nose.

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Where do you keep your stash that a cop wouldn't find it? Around here they'll dismantle a car before they give up.

-Pat
 
i was thinkin if you popped the air conditioning vent out and put it in there itd be pretty hard to find, but ive never been searched before, did get caught for drinkin last weekend but it was on school property so i just got suspended

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good luck to u killy. i know if the five-o caught me having sex in the back of my car on someone else private property they would pull us both outta the car. prolly stare at the girl and then cite us both.

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the cops here are crooked mother fuckers, we get stopped like every fucken weekend or they follow us real slow,its annoying and it just goes to show that the cops have nothing better to do in a small town then to play games with kids heads

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yeah i saw some dude gettin the beatdown up in kap on the way home from the Max!

i had an experiance like that...more right after school, less 5-0, more parents and more 1950 willy's jeepster!

just give her the donkey punch!

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lol haha that sucks but you should tell the cop to fuck off cause he isnt allwoed to earch your car.

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Haha, great story man. I've been visited by the po-po no less than three times while getting it on in the backseat... maybe I just choose the wrong parking spots.

Anyway, you're my hero too, for suggesting that you fuck in her parents' bed next time.

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where the hell do you live where you can only drive till 9? when i got my jr lience, i could drive at 3 in the moring if i wanted to, there were no restrictions.

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lmao that bitch cried! thats some funny shit!

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location is def a key. an ex of mine had a great spot. behind a kids school. u used to be able to pull right in (before it got chained)

u pull in, turn the car off, let the lights dim off and get off!

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lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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the cops are dumbasses. he probably was just looking for some free live porn.

Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
 
even if he found anything, you could have it thrown out because of illegal proccedure.

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yeah that dumb pig was probably just tryin to scare me. my shit is hidden under the cushion to the back seat so hed never find it anyways. i shoulda just offered his fat ass a donut so he'd leave us the fuck alone. cops = waste of carbon. they all need to graduate high school and become productive members of society.

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-Steve

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yea i thought i had a really good understanding of searching rules and shit but when i actually got hardcore busted i was super ripped and still drink and didnt think of any good shit so i got screwed

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illegal procedure...isnt that from football? illegal search and seizure perhaps. and 'probable cause' is the magic word, your word against his

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