Bush Vs Kerry

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4skizzle

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OH NO... it's another NS political thread...

Actually I was wondering who you guys thing would win in a fight. No guns, knives, rocket launchers, blow guns, swords, flame throwers etc.... Just a good old fassion fight. Mano e Mano.

Who wins and why?

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bush would kick his ass.

any ex cokehead alcoholic has some fight left in him.

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Dude straight up Texan snortin coke lines in the 70s Bush has this one! Kerry may have been a fake war hero but he is puny now!

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but kerry went to 'nam.

'these figeaters tryin to find reverse in a Soviet tank are not a worthy adversary, Dude. Now in 'Nam, it was just you and the man in the black pajamas. eyeball to eyeball. worhty fuckin adversary, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.'

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
i don't know why people like bush. the guy is an idiot.

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kerry would slap him and scream like a girl. bush is a hardass texan...they are crazy and will fight till they burger. kerry is tall and lanky and most likely uncoordinated. plus i bet he has a little wiener.

 
one of my teachers used to work at a surf shop in like marthas vineyard or some shit by there and kerry walked in with like a sweater vest and shit and they kicked him out of the store...........bush would so win, the man is a beast and a motha fuckin P.I.M.P. plus one of the best presidents ever

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is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
im pretty sure bush is robotic. if you're talking about fighting... he would probably kick kerry's ass. if you're talking politics, and bush's coalition of killing, bush would win. i think he's really good at finding ways to kill people. and then act like there's nothing wrong with it, bush's campaign'ees are all psychotic robots. i hope everyone that votes for bush will have to go die in some war for oil when he enforces the draft. because he DID mention doing it this winter.

 
and oh yeah. the fight. uh. I tihnk bush has built in laser beams in his eyes, along with rocket launchers n such, so excluding those types of things in a fight between the two would be impossible.

 
if you could fight any historical figure who would it be..... ghandi.... good answer

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i'd fight mother theresa. i bet that wrinkly face could take a punch

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
except shes dead..........

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
id have to say bush would win. it would be a good fight though

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actually id like to see bush and osama fight. i dont know who would win that one.

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
i'd vote for kerry but bush would kick his ass. ^ Liberman would beat kerry too and still loose to bush but if Colin Powell got in there he would kick every ones ass

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id want to see dean fighting in kerry's place

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
yeha man, hed just rip bush's spin right out

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i thought i told all of you that Paul Martin was going to win.

I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

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thats an easy one, kerry would win with little stips of duck tape over his eyes and both hands duck taped behind his back, and bush could have a spear even...and also bush's eyes are so squinty that he wouldn't be able to see. and then hed probably choke on a prezal

 
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