Bush or No bush

heh i go down on my girlfriend as long as it takes! Doesn't matter if it's 15 minutes of five hours, as long as the job gets done :-)

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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yeh man I just dig it when there waxed I ve never done it for 5 hours but they allways orgasim preety quick when there shaved u can enjoy it a little to it's not like eating a big hair ball

 
hey people, sorry, ive been away for a while..when i left this thread, there were no replies, wow....now i have a few things to say:

first: yeti, man i missed you, you a real motherfucker, hahah biznitch...shizza my nizza..haha....Im a black jew....and im not circumsized....and im christian.

and second: mogulbarron, you a whipped little bitch if you eat out a chick for hours, you either gotta learn some better techniques so you can finish her before the sun comes up, or you have to fix your premature e-j so youre not deathly afraid to have sex, or you have to put your foot dawn and say: 'SUCK MY DICK'

east coast: the girl one: you'll never do it again? note to self, when hooking up with eastcoast, keep her pants on.

and girls, I have so mch respect for you waxing that shit, damn, you must have some kind of wonderful imbalance in your brains....we appreciate it

I waxed my sack once......ok, i take it back, thats not even funny, oh god the carnage!!! AAHHHH!!!

And urbanskier, ryan, I still make fun of you....but it's ok, i know you gota support them with your hands, those vacuums are killer on the support beams for the beam

i hate hair cause your fingers get all tangled in it and it hurts her, but when that happens i just bite her and she forgets about it

ok, thats all, thanks for listening

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

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everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
have you ever thought that you're not a pimp? because a pimp can keep a woman and have 5 others at the same time. you obviously can't if you're biting her because she's got hair.

And it was yeti that said 'I could eat her out for ours', and mogul baron said that 'the usually orgasim pretty quick' So skipimp shut tha fuck up. you ain't no playa.

 
you don't even deserve to be talking in the same thread as me about this topic as you are obviously very sheltered.

Some chicks like to be bitten. For example, my girlfriend likes it rough...really rough. Slapping, pinching, being bent in half etc etc. But, my ex girlfriend hated the rough stuff (much to my disapointment...but she was a psycho bitch anyway). Also, some girls get off from oral, some girls don't, some girls like anal, some girls don't. It's all about personal preference.

And don't slag skipimp.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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madhouse......you have no idea, but it's ok.

yeti man, you're like the only person on this site that makes me laugh, if yopu left id have to...well...jerk off or something.

and i have no doubt in my mind that im a pimp, I really really don't.

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
hahhahah i am glad i make you feel like jerking off...i guess i should be flattered ;-)

and we've bin' pimpin' since pimps bin' pimpin' pimps bin' pimpin' pimps bin' pimpin'!!!!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
couldnt have said it better myself

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
i like shaved snatch.

they like mine.

wait a second.

i like yeti and ski pimptalking about pimping and jacking off all over each others' faces.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Definetly Shaven. But it must be smooth ALL the time.... none of this 'I forgot to shave' bullshit. Tell her to fuck off, stubble is fucking gross. She has to ' maintain' her grounds.

' Assumption is the mother of all fuckups'

 
i just want to tell everyone that i just had the most incredible sex in the world. My girlfriend and i went out and had a few drinks then came back to my place, and we fucked for over an hour. I am totally exhausted, soaked with sweat and sitting here naked typing on newschoolers. My life is complete.

this post has no point except for making all of you totally jealous and wishing you had a girlfriend as fucking incredible as mine. sorry ;-)

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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f she's so incredible it might be nice to stay with her, then, instead of going straight to the computer... unless it's all a part of your routine...

 
Actually, looking at the other threads, you seem to put a lot of effort into keeping her happy anyway.. so maybe you're not being rude after all (sorry!)

 
and pics yeti? i wanna jack off.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
mmm well considering i just got back from driving her home when i posted that, i don't think she minded me being on here ;-)

and yeah i'll try to hook up some pics ;-)

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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As far as I'm concerned, and I'm not really, Bush has done nothing good for the U.S. at all. He has fucked the world up quite a bit more now than it was before! With this 'war on terrorism' and so on. So, I prefer shaved!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
please do not ruin a perfectly good discussion by introducing politics.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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A perfectly good discussion on 'BUSH' hahaha! Classy!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
lane i hate your sig already. i see it everywhere.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
ok, im gonna sound retarted saying this but the whole friggin time ive seen this thread kicking around, i thought it was about dubya! lol. yeah, i didnt wanna read all 122 posts so i say no hair!!! no floss! (as much of a stereotype as that phrase is) oh yeah, whats the deal with chicks shaping their hair in different shapes? i dunno...

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
for some reason that made no sense to me, should it have?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
no, but you should come pipm and jerk off with me n yeti

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
thats not what you said last night baby

scooters are gay

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
lol

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
some dude i know had a hair in his ass, it gre the wrong way, so it grew into the flesh, with the root near the skin, and going deeper and deeper. he had to use laxative and lubricant just to shit, and he couldnt sit down

im not kidding either, no shit, it actually happened

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yeah What!
 
thats terrible

i have hair in my ass. will that happen to me, you're saying?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
why didn't he just go to his doctor and have a simple biopsy performed to remove it?

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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simple and biopsy dont seem like they should be in the same sentence

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
lubricant to shit? what'd he do stick a lube coated finger up his ass when he had to shit? ..........this topic sucks, can we please get back to shaving girls?

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
he did go to a doctor, but they couldnt figure out what was wrong with him for a couple of weeks, he just had this chronic pain in his ass, worse than hemmorhoids he said

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yeah What!
 
which means he had had hemmorhoids also? jesus. this kid needs to lay off and stop smokin that monkey pole.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
OK I resisted for so long. Shaving blows, but if you don't have the money to wax, then shave away. Waxing, sooo painful but damn you feel smooth. My beautician is my best friend. I used to get brazilian waxes and then one day she just took the whole thing off, it freaked me out a bit, since i felt like I was ten again (which doesn't help since i look young anyways), but it kinda grew on me and it's so damn smooth. I get that done every 2-3 weeks and full body waxes every month. Girls, if you have the money, splurge on that because it leaves you so smooth and soft. And afterwards my beautician rubs me down with neutrogena body oil (light sesame formula)and it just does wonders. I use that stuff right after I get out of the shower, locks in the moisture and it's not that greasy lotion feel, it's like satin slick. So yea. Well...I dunno if it makes me really smooth, don't think anyone can really vouch for me on here, But yea hey, I dig the feel. So ladies, waxing is the best, damn...it feels so good

~Juliet~

 
girls need to take care of the situation down there. shave / wax that shit!!! i donthink i have ever met a guy that likes a girl with a fucking tree in her pants, i can floss some other time.

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in an 'all good feed to the dead' way?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
.............i don't know what to say.......I'm really fuckin turned on..you're best friend waxes you and then rubs you down with oil?......gurlglggbleeehhh.. drool....

i mean....how interesting, may I watch the process....im studying for med school and the teacher suggested I should go do some field research...please?.........i have money......lots!

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
hey that juleit chick whatever sounds soo cool.

anyway i have a question for the girls on this:

does shaving/waxing or just being bald down there, well like i heard you get more stimulated, or something is this true?

like does it make you 'friskeir' sometimes???

just wondering.

whatever, man i sound dumb

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
haha, it's really quite funny how most of the guys in this thread are like 14, have never touched a naked chick, won't for another good 5 years and yet talk like they're the town bike, haha, 10 points for trying dumbasses, haha.

Yeti, you're the man, haha, and skipimp, you crack me up, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
hm. i'm 14, and have been. i guess i'm an exception.?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i was twelve whe i first fingered a girl. take that timmy. Woot Woot.

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I just wanted to let everyone know that I thought this was a thread about President Bush, which is why I have never visited it. Which makes sense because political issues often get a lot of attention, but now I see that such was not the reason. Does anyone have an award for me? I guess it really goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover...who wants to stab me?

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

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i am 14. i have never seen a girl, what do they look like?

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
hazhahaha where do i apply for this job!!! westcoast style that was gold! shit but imagine when some fatass chick comes in, or like an old lady or something!? ewwwwwww.

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
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