Burning asshole from spicy food

jack_weisman

jack_weisman

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aight so our story starts with a regular school cafeteria. i went to order a spicy chicken sandwich and spicy chicken nuggets for lunch and ill admit i was pretty excited. so as usally its kinda hot, not too hot, but just generally hot. so our day progresses and im fine, and later im fine too. at this point i feel the urge expell the chicken back in the world. so i shit and all of a sudden my asshole is on fire. and im like hello, who is squirting acid on my ass. i look down just to make sure noone is actually squirting acid, and i realize it must have been the spicy food. and im like shit ( no pun intented) this sucks. has this happen to anyone else.
 
kill yourself within the next 5 minutes for being a fuckin idiot who never finds anything better to do then bitch at ppl to try and make urself feel like a "big man" but meenwhile your crying inside because ur parents never loved you

i hope you have a wonderfully shitty life and break your leg skiing and then wen you make a thread on here saying how much it sucks everyone will tell you how useless your thread is and u wont get sympathy from anyone cuz ur always a DICK
 
you must have the metabolism of a fucking race horse or something to actually shit something out that you ate a few hours earlier
 
kill urself now bc ur making a big deal out of someone being a dick life is full of dicks so why dont u pull the one out of ur ass and stick it in ur mouth so you STFU
 
now you kill yourself for being a dick to someone for bitching about someone being a dick about being a dick..

 
^^ this shit is rediculous your all fags except for guerillasteeze and oSe. So basically Starfucker is the only fag because that was absolutely pointless on his part
 
Word dude, no way in hell you shit it out the same day, it takes 3-4 days for food to get through your digestive tract.
 
dude has anyone ever done the timer?

eat some corn and than dont have anymore corn until you see it come out. Im at like 18-20 hours right now. not a bad pace
 
I ate 5 Habanero peppers on a dare one time, it was painful going down but it was HELL coming out... and it took about a day and a half.
 
i found myself in a similar predicament this evening. i ate a sandwich at lunch with a ton of jalapenos on it. i thought i was pretty cool at the time but i didnt have the slightest idea of the pain to come later in the day.
 
just ignore all the hate and listen.

im sure its happened to all of us, some of us just dont want to admit it...i wouldnt worry abotu it, but if it persists, call a doctor.
 
must have been loaded with MSG or something. Our meal hall was the same way. 1 hr after everyone got back from supper, there would be a lineup at the toilets. you could set a watch to it
 
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