BURNED FACE

feezy

feezy

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i burned my face. bad. dont know/cant post pictures. eyebrow gone, 1/2 of forehead is 2nd degree burned. ha engrish. eyelashes gone, no nose hair. unibrows gone at least.

I ground up a model rocket engine, put the stuff in a can and threw a match on it. there is usually a delay, but when I looked to see if the match went in the the thin ignited.

it barely hurt at all, but it will take a while to heal.

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Damn!

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the delay is built INTO the engine, if you bust it open and grind it up, you lose the delay you dumb fuck. now your face looks like used toilet paper.

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Ouch that sucks!! I feel for you, I once burned my self pretty bad thrid degree burns all over my body and I had skin graphs done all over my body. I dumped buring cooking oil all over me.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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you remind me of a kid in my town. kinda different but everyone still likes him.

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that sounds pretty painful. get well soon!

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damn, and i thought burning my hand roasting marshmallows was painful. hopefully you'll get better soon.

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my friend lit some gasoline on fire and it blew up in his face.. he was sooooooooooo fucked up it was scary. but then it went away after a few months and we could pick on him about it. ahahha i still laugh thinking about this.

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That isn't that nice is it!

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
A guy in my town was playing with airplane fuel with a friend or something and they lit it on fire and it exploded onto him and covered his body with like severe 3rd degree burns and now he's entirely burnt and has to get skin grafts and stuff.

My friend slept with a chick with burnt hands, she was super nasty too.

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let me reiterate... we ahve done this before and the match takes a while to get the fuel hot enough to ignite. however, when you powder the crap up the match can get it hotter faster... hence my saying there was no delay this time.

and it has healed up quite nice, and ill post pics as soon as i have some place to host them.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
i'll host them. mail them to: n2smedia@trashthesystem.co.uk

and remind me what they're about, i'm likley to forget.

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dumb shit... that didnt happen, and watch it, youre next bitch.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
i know what your saying about the delay... but why the hell would you look to check?! thats the dumbest thing you could do. its like pulling the trigger on a gun but nothing happens so you look down the barrel when, because the bullet was defective, it goes of and kills you.

-Thom Savery

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I cinged (sp?) all my eyebrows and eyelashes off when I was 5 lighting a grill. I looked like a little freak for a while. It takes forever to get eyelashes to regrow apparently. All good now though!

 
haggar u talk to me or the moron that posted this? if ur talkin to me it really did happen. thekid thought by coating it in candle wax it would make it louder

 
very very stupid! that'll teach you to play with fire won't it!

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when i was working in the critical care unit for co-op some girl came in with 3rd degree burns everywhere but her ass because she threw a cup of gasoline on herself and lit herself on fire. she got infected and died later that week, it was the scariest thing ive ever seen

women have the best DNA but 20 seconds later they spit it out
 
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