Burn to Jossi

[Mskier91]

Wanaka new zealand local places second at final stop of ski tour only to be labled an ...

http://freeskier.com/freeskier/news.php?news_id=948

 

[Stan_Darsh]

what? aussie?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

ouch..."new zealand is right next to old zealand"

 

[andrewhathaway]

isnt he from australia?

 

[spere]

haha, oh well.

at least he got second, first comp after injury. not bad

 

[moneygnarsteez3]

i dont understand, but he is from n.z.

 

[mothaeast]

no, hes from NZ...

New Zealand was named after Zeeland, the island in Denmark that Copenhagen is on (name means literally, Sea-Land) And there is a Zealand in england, but it doesnt have any realtion to New Zealand

Love those fun facts.

 

[godbout]

jossi is frome australia what r u guys talking about ahahah

 

[andrewhathaway]

dude.. im pretty sure hes from australia

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

hes NZ

 

[WestCoast_Hitman]

It could have been worse they could have said he was from Quebec.

 

[Skipig25]

it makes perfect sense. "Jossie" rhymes with "Aussie"

too bad they screwed them both up

 

[Mskier91]

yea, for real

 

[espong1321]

thats gotta be some kind of insult

 

[toominator]

Unbeknown to many, Jossi actually hails from Peru.

 

[spere]

^ya, and tanner is from africa

 

[michael_bc]

WRONG

New Zealand is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland, the 2nd most powerful province at the time. At that time Australia was called New Holland, after the strongest province, but they only decided to keep the name for New Zealand.

LOOK IT UP.

 

[Calb3rt]

i always thought dutch people were from denmark...

 

[michael_bc]

haha   hilarious!!

 

[australianjibber]

jossie is a kiwi

aka a new zealander

and calling an aussie a new zealander and vice versa is nearly as bad as when a canadian is called an american

just to put it into perspective for you

 

[Mskier91]

exactly what I have been trying to say

 

[Silence]

Im from Australia and im almost positive Jossi is from Wanaka, NZ.

 

[andrewhathaway]

i think you guys are all retarted. he is clearly from austrailia.. dont you hear his accent?

 

[shoenice22]

hes from fucking new zealand

 

[shoenice22]

http://www.freeskier.co.nz/dispatches/news1.html#14jan07

 

[linkin_rossi]

he is frome antartica obviously

 

[linkin_rossi]

he is frome antartica obviously

 

[poofartpee]

word

 

[Calb3rt]

you mean "Defense of Fort McHenry."?

 

[DHogg]

mad insult

 

[Calb3rt]

but if the poem is read to the tune of, say "The Anacreontic Song" would it not then become the star spangled banner?

 

[Calb3rt]

you mean my superb googling ablity where wikipedia is the first source? im glad you find this all as amusing as i have, thank you drew. me thinks we should do this again sometime.

 

[DopeSauce]

Ahhh, bloody austrailians always trying to claim our stuff! they took pavlova, some racehorse, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE JOSSI!

 

[jos-in-nz]

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[jos-in-nz]

oi hath and alexi, when i find you im guna break ur legs and call you a canadian and an american!ha take that!

 

[Silence]

^ great stuff at the skitour @ squaw man..nice run.

 

[Mskier91]

I called my australian history teacher a kiwi today and he got pissed

 

[berryhill]

ha, the funny thing is i had the Aussie, kiwi convo with jossi, and he told me that you don't wanna call an Aussie or kiwi or a kiwi an aussie, that's one way not to make friends

 

[*cowboy*]

NZ!

I randomly sat next to Jossi's dad and little bro (bo i think?) on the plane out to UT on Wednesday. I was watching skiing videos and then we got to talking about the Superpipe comp. Really nice people!

 

[Lax_Bro40]

he cant be from NZ he doesnt have those badass facial tats that the mauris have

 

[nitsua]

wat is a kiwi?

 

[Calb3rt]

 

[mothaeast]

Oh shit you got me. Dyslexia/bad memory took over on that one, thanks for correcting me... I did get the rest right though.

 

[Silence]

wrong..

a kiwi is an animal. you posted a kiwifruit.

 

[triebby]

that would explain why he is always trying to act like he is a black gangster

 

[australianjibber]

fuck i could go some kiwi fruit right now after seeing that

but the name nickname 'kiwi' for those hailing from NZ comes from the bird, pictured above

 

[cab_D]

Ay bro, put the beers in the chlly bun and git un the Suubaru and get some fush and chups. Hahahah, oh not even Al.

 

[tori]

They'r there, they've just faded like the rest of his skin. Hes actually an albino maori.

i.e really really white.