Burger King

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Scotch*

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BK is such a cool place. I went there today to use their washroom and i got one of those crown things. It's also a prime hangout for moms

 
haha, then you wear the crown and ask for McDOnalds things like McNuggets..hahah we almost got thrown out for that...that and demanding we get 50 smiles from McDonalds, and then stated it was false advertising

RES

Keeping It Real on the East Coast
 
I work at our BK

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
yea dude i used to have b-day parties there, they were so ill.. and whoppers own any mcdonald sandwich

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
That's why I go there, she gives good head.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike

Formerly NS.com's biggest tool.
 
isnt dave thomas the founder of wendys?? so he gives good head to you

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
McDonalds food is nasty. BK is way better. They actually seem like they have real food instead of that soggy junk. McDonalds has a lil better bugers tho if you like em really wimpy and small.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
yo man, dave thomas is dead have some respect, but i loved that guy, he was the greatest man to ever live

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
Yeah he's dead.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike

Formerly NS.com's biggest tool.
 
It got kinda messy when he died, I mean, first he cummed on my face, then blood started coming out, and it was soooooooooooo hard to lick off my lips...

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike

Formerly NS.com's biggest tool.
 
and mine but no one informed me he was dead because of the incident........

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
McD's is the best hangover food in the world. cheap, greacy, what more could you want? and have you guys ever gone into burger king with the crown on and demand that everyone bow's down before their king? no?

i love drive thru's at fast food places. asking for a cheeseburger from tim hortons, asking for smiles (and phone numbers) from the hot McDonalds chick, once we went to the Taco Bell drive thru 4 times in a row and when they asked 'can i help you?' we'd yell at them 'NOONE CAN HELP ME!' than drive away really fast. good times, good times.

(and if anyone from the trip to bc in the van reads this - I WANT A HAMBURGER!)

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
I like Harveys alot lately but KFC take sthe cake. I crave for it every day. Theres never a time when im not in the mood for some good old KFC.

 
kfc is way too greasy most of the times,one of my gf's teachers was eating there and he took a bite out of his and felt something chewy and didnt think nothing until he wasnt able to chew it,he pulled it out and it was a bandaid

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
Its all about Carls..

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I was telling Shorty like --

Yo Shorty, you don't even gotta go to summer school

Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD

And you'll get all the education you need this year

YouknowhatImean?

 
That was funny scotch, no really it was...

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I was telling Shorty like --

Yo Shorty, you don't even gotta go to summer school

Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD

And you'll get all the education you need this year

YouknowhatImean?

 
the only thing i like about burger king IS those crowns haha...and the chicken sandwich w/ no mayo(OMG dave a SANDWICH!!!!what gives?!)

what darryl said makes me think of that post about the drunk guy shoving the stray dog in the drive thru window...poor dog haha

*Look in my eyes...Im jaded now..Whatever that means...*
 
KFC is the best chicken anywhere (Big Crunch - nothing can and will ever beat it)... only problem is - KFC is too expensive, it's a once in a while type thing.

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
popcorn chicken,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
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