bumper stickers

'stay back 600 feet.extreme fratulence' and 'if you can see this, you can read'

THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL

Listens to Gun's n' Roses

 
go to heaven ski like hell. well i cant remember but it might not have been on the bumber but it was on the car.

 
i saw one, that said honk if you want to see my tits, and this fat lady was driving it, i honked of course

_______________________________________________________

The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
the best one is 'I brake for everyone but Dubya'

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
I saw one that went like this....

'SHIT FUCK WHORE'

then below it it said 'see now your kids wouldn't have seen that if you'd get off my ass'

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
'guns save lives, maybe your's'

'People tell me I have an ego problem. By the way my name is Rob but you may call me GOD!'

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!

THEORY-3 MEDIA
 
i brake for people...sometimes.

__________________________________

smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
'I'm so happy I could shit'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

'Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet.'
 
a girl on my golf team has one tha says ' unless you're a hemorroid, get off my ass!!'

and my brother has one on his truck that says 'gas, ass, or grass, no free rides!'

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
haha couple good ones I saw:

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like his passengers'

'Keep honking, I'm reloading'

but the cussing then the 'your kids wouldnt have seen this..' one was funny

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.

-Vertical Horizon
 
there was a thread on this a while back. i remember there was some really funny ones

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
the best one i've ever seen was'My other rides your girlfriend' and i've seen one with your mom

word
 
'in the time it takes you to read this sticker Bill Gates Gates will have made more money than you will eve make in your life.'

 
AA is for quitters.

Your Mom breast feed me too.

Guns don’t kill people, I do.

--------------------

my mom says I'm a handsom boy
 
my child fucked your honor student

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
best ski-related one ive seen is 'Honk if you like my pocket rocket' with a salomon sign on it

********************

Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
bahahahaha although that would be a weird one for a chick to have on her car. Yes, I've seen a chick with that as a bumper sticker

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
'Jesus is my co-pilot and we're cruisin' for pussy.'

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
also good is

'vegetarian, ancient indian word for crappy hunter'

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
'I don't care if your kid is an honors student, you're still an idiot'

__________________

I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
'I may be getting older, but this car gets me younger women'

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
nice krongos, those are awesome

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
shit happens

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top