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-Joe
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Official NS marketing consultant

Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
'My other car is a piece of shit too.'

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Upload. Ignite. Destroy.
 
'Toss my salad: I'm a vegetarian.'

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Upload. Ignite. Destroy.
 
our daughter meghan dances 24/7... this thing was HUGE like it took up the whole back window of an SUV i laughed for a while from that one

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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
 
If your on my ass you better be my husband

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and
you help them to become what they are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
Support Our Troops

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
my son/ daughter is on the honor roll at... (fill in school of choice)

Once we took out a sharpie and altered one of these bumper stickers that was on a Escalade in the mall parking lot... said my bitch is on the honor roll at porn school... next porn star, watch out!

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
'My kid beat up your honor student'

'My dog is smarter than your honor student'

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou
 
Long Live America

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
i saw this one its like the 'Universtiy Of some place' style but it says in fancy old english writing 'you school sucks'

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
chose life, your mother did

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
'the goddess is alive and magic is afoot.'

(uh...alriight...smoke another bowl then...)

'say no to sex with pro-lifers'

(apparently someone says yes to a lot of teenage guys...skaaaanky!)

whirled peas.

 
i saw one 'Wife And Dog Lost, Reward for Dog'

ANother:

Unless your a hemroid(sp) stay off my ass

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
I DARE you to keep cops off donuts

and

D.A.R.E--Donuts Are Really Expensive

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
'When there are no trees left, you can wipe your ass with a spotted owl'

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
on this bumper of a 2005 540i BMW, with an old man driving

I SKI NAKED on this bumper sticker that looks like the colorado liscence plate, with like the green mountains and stuf

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
i went to church with my friend and im not really christian but either way we went to this youth goup/ sunday school thing and the lady was talking about whether intelligent design should be taught in school and she mentioned those jesus fish stickers but she said they have ones that say darwin in em or have feet, and she was all offended

 
one time i saw a jesus fish that said satan it it

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!

 
my dad can beat up your dad, because while your dad was in law school my dad was shuvillin shit and stealin money from them preppy kids

 
if you think this is fast wait 'til you see me ski

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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
 
'my son got inmate of the month at our local county jail' i was tempted to get it for my bf's (at the time) mom. he was in jail while i was dating him so it was really funny, him and i are no longer together

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
I've got some funny ones:

'don't talk trash 'bout farmer's with your mouth full' that one's from this country diner i eat at every week

'condoms are easier to change than diapers'

'FIGHT CRIME: SHOOT BACK' that one i got at the shooting range

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
a sticker in the shape of a stop sign that says 'BUSH'

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
have a crappie day (crappie is a fish, on a boat this was)

god bless america

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
IM NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
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