there was this guy that used to hang out near my door and he would always beg for change until he had enough money to get boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. He always said that you have to get boneless cause the bones take up too much space. One of my friends had a spyder coat and the bum called him spiderman. He's a pretty cool guy.
i like homeless people. i talk to them and ask them about their lives. they actully have alot of shit to say to me about their lives sometimes. then other times, they tell me to shut up and buy them colt 45 in a paper bag. eh..win some lose some.
one time I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said, "smile if you masterbate!" Im almost positive it was for a skate video though, has the guy didnt look homeless and he was wearing sick shoes