Bullshit Detentions

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Today in World Geography I got a detention because this kid was throwin me skittles from across the room and on one of the throws he screwed it up and it nailed the teachers desk. I couldn't help but laugh and then the teacher calls me back and he's like "here's a detention" and i was like "what the hell did i do?" and he says "i dont know, i guess you just suck at catching." straight BULLSHIT. so whats the most bullshit detention you've ever been givin?
 
yeah dawg i totally hear ya, earlier this year during fingerpainting i went and got my snack from my cubby and the teacher was like 'yo fuck you it's not snack time' and i was like 'suck my dick bitch' and i didn't get a gold star for the day
 
smoking weed in the bathroom. they teacher came in and took it out of my hands took a hit then threw it in the toilrt. i was like wtf and he was like fu then i got detention for saying wtf
 
i dropped a pen in band and got three. she thought i was trying to hit her. i sit in the back
 
i got a detention because the kid sitting next to me stapled a part of a chip bag on it that said baked. everyone who was sitting next to him got a detention. when i went to the office to sign the thing saying that i agreed to the detention i told the principal that i didnt deserve a detention and i asked her why i was getting one. she pulled out the form that my teacher sent in it said "helping a kid staple his shirt to his nipples" i loled for like 2 mins then walked out. later that day i got called back down to her office and she said that i was getting a detention for laughing at the detention thing and the original one i told her that i do not agree and i got a day of I.S.S it sucked.
another time i got 6 in like one min. i had this crazy teacher would didnt like it when we said gay. so one day i got a 50% on an essay. i told her that it was gay that i got that grade and that it was a good essay. then she said thats too bad and that i got a detention. then i said that it was gay that i got a detention for saying gay then she told me i got another then i told her that she was gay the school was gay and that detention is gay. the best part of this was that it was two day before finals and there were only two days that they could give detentions for so out of the six detentions i only had to go to two of them
 
i got a detention for stapling the math binder of the person sitting beside me... all the pages were stuck together.
 
sophomore year i got a detention because we were swimming in the pool for gym and the teacher said girls on one side and guys on the other...naturally i swam under water to the girls side and the teacher called me out and asked why i was on the girls side...i said idk i like boobs...she flipped out told me to get out of the pool and that i sexually harassed a lot of girls...when i went to the office to talk to the disciplinary principal he just started laughing and gave me one detention so the gym teacher wldn't bug him..til' this day the principal jokes with me about it and im a senior
 
i made fun of a kid in class and my friend laughed at him. my friend got a detention and the teacher shouted, "LAUGHING HURTS MORE"
 
last year i got a 2 day ISS for starting a gay food fight haha.

i got two this year, one for eating during a science lab, and the other for messing around in a science lab..i hate science labs.
 
i don't remember what i did cause it was like five years ago but i got detention on my birthday once. bitch.
 
My friend took a shit in a trash can and then sniffed a ton of rubber cement in art class... the teacher is a stoner so he just said dont do it again hahah
 
In third grade, I tied my friend's shoelaces together, but I couldn't get them untied. My teacher also tried to untie them, but when she couldn't I got sent to the principal's office.
 
I sat in the wrong seat in a class without assigned seats. I also got up to get a tissue without asking. Both resulted in having to call my parents.
 
i got a detention for using my phone with 30 seconds left in the last period of the day with everybody packed up, lined up at the door waiting to leave. such bullshit
 
i got a detention for throwing a hot dog bun in the trash back in eigth grade.

basically there was this chick in front of me who basically whips out a hot dog bun and some other kid grabs it and throws it at me, and i dont know what to do so i just throw it in the trash. well the girl started crying, cause apparently the hot dog bun (no hotdog) was her only lunch and she couldnt afford anything else. so the teacher just went off on me and gave me a detention. it was really funny, and detention back then was actually pretty fun so nbd
 
got iss because the person next to me was laughing and the teacher though it was me but wouldnt let me talk to tell her it was the other kid
 
My whole class got detention for collectively not going to class. We had a sub teacher that couldn't teach. Apparently she was in tears because we didn't come to class hahahaha
 
My friend was telling a story during a lecture. My teacher told me I was getting a detention for talking in class. I told her that it wasn't me. My friend told her it wasn't me. The entire class told her it wasn't me.

Yeah I got detention for listening to someone talk in class.
 
had this bitch of a sub in jr high and i was talking legit like 10 seconnds after the bell wrang and she gave me a detention, also ot a detention in jr high for chewing gum about 5 seconds after i threw the wrapper in the trash. laughed about that one
 
Me and my friend used a whole roll of duck tape to tape this milk carton to the table at lunch and then we left and figured we got away with it. In the next class period the intercom came on and called out every bad kid in my grade to the office. so we all sat down around this conference table along with our principle. there is this kid named Sam that is notorious for fuckin shit up. the principle automatically thought it was him and immedietly gave him a detention. then the princple came in with the roll of duct tape and milk carton and gave Sam another detention. the principle then left to discuss with some other people and me and the kid that originally taped it, taped it to the conferance table. the principle came back in and said "alright same I am sick of it. you are suspended for 1 week!" and he was like "are you kidding me?!? i didnt even do anything!! this is fucking bullshit!" and after that comment he got suspended another week.
 
in middle school I pantsed a girl wearing baggy sweatpants and but she had shorts on underneath, the girl bitched because apparently the guy she liked saw it happen... i got a freaking 4 hour detention
 
Got one when the teacher called my black friend anothers black kids name and I Dias they all look the same. Everyone laughed but the princible in the back of the room haha
 
My old world geo teacher had an obsession with toy tigers. So me and my friend developed a point system.

1 point to get one to hump another

3 to get 3 together

5 to get them all and them to stay like that for 2 days without the teacher noticing.

The teacher thought it was funny i think, but her stupid substitutes didnt. She caught us, and gave ISS
 
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