Bullshit Detentions

friends at another school all got suspended/detentions cuz there were party pics on fb and a kid that didnt get invited got jealous so he printed them and gave them to the principal
 
i got suspended 3 days for that. and i got bitch slapped when she got up. my hands were full there was nothing i could do but take it; also at the distinguished scholars banquet, i was about to go on stage and someone hands me a fake mustache so naturally i put it on. the superintendent loved it and had me wait to get my picture with him while i still had it on, school board and teachers also love it. principal not so much, she changed my regular detention to a saturday when i argued claiming that it was real and if i got one she had to give one to phillip (kid with a mean go tee). ahh, high school, good times
 
Me ad a few of my friends got one for flooding our chem class sophmore year and drawing a 3 white board long penis when we has a sub. Sub was oblivious and cool about it but some girl told
On us the
Next day,..
 
that shouldn't concern the school admin at all.. it's away from school on a weekend, it's none of their business, right?

I've gotten sent to the principals office or whatever in grade 8, in textiles, for sewing a hat and putting it on my head. fucking sub was like 70 years old
 
In my advisor class (everyone has it, its a waste of time) we were all supposed to be silent cuz the teacher is a total bitch, and my friend took out a condom from his wallet and threw it at me and i threw it back at this other kid and needless to say we were all laughing but somehow i got out of getting in trouble, and only my friends got the detention.

But in the same class a few days later i got one for drawing a turtle. BS
 
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I just got a detention for having that picture up on my computer... irony
 
i got suspended because my friends were smoking weed in physics class and i was sitting beside them. it was so stupid, i decided not to blaze with them cus i knew someone in class would rat us out, and when someone eventually did rat them out, they said i was doing it too. i was rattled
 
i got a detention that I had to serve for not doing a homework assignment earlier this year. I mean really was it that necessary?
 
Got a detention in middle school a couple years ago for getting bag tagged. not for tagging someone, but for being tagged.
 
hahah i just showed my engineering teacher that pic and he lol'ed but he's a boss and doesnt care esp cuz theres only a week of school left
 
I got one for accidentally cutting my hand in shop class in 6th grade. It was like the first day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the nurse and he told me to go to the office instead
 
i received one for playing uneducational games on my school laptop in middle school. it was the last 10 minutes of the day and we werent doing anything. not only did i get the detention, but they took my laptop for the next week and searched the entire thing for music, movies, pictures... yeah they didnt find much because i was smart about it, but they deleted like 4gb of music and blocked any program that played music basically. our teachers let us listen to music but the tech department didnt know that.
 
I never got a detention, but I had an interesting time in middle school.

In 7th grade on like the 1st or 2nd day in science class, I threw an eraser to someone like a table over, and the teacher said, "Mr. Farrell if you throw another object in the room I will cut your head off and parade around the school with it on a stake and then we will see who is laughing!" I was scared as shit. My sister had the same teacher 5 years before so she must have been a bad student haha.

I got an office referral in 7th grade too for bringing this giant fake spider that was like the size of a dinner plate to school and scaring the shit out of people. Twas fucking stupid.
 
my friend got expelled cuz he posted on facebook that he was gonna go bill cosby on a teacher with a .357 magnem
 
i got one for driving to school as a freshman, i got my lisense in the last two weeks of freshman year. But i had just moved out of the district, and my dad was out of town for a week, so i had no other choice. When they said i had detention any way i said "ok ill be there after class" but insted i just drove home. the next day they called me in just after the first bell, so i called my dad to ask what to do, he said "fuck them, go home and come pick me up at the airport at 2" so i walked toward the office then dipped to the car and never came back. luckily i moved to another state a few days later
 
I had my shirt off for swimming and i said to my friend " I feel like a scrawny piece of fucken shit" and the bus driver heard and wrote me up.
 
in fifth grade i thought it would be funny to shoot the teacher with a bow and arrow made out of a paper clip rubberband and pencil. she didnt think it was nearly as cool as i did
 
in grade 8 i was in a class and the teacher had to go so our principle stepped in for a moment to watch us. he was haveing a grumpy day i guess and started raving about how immature we were. he said next kid to laugh goes to my office, so i just started laughing he said get to my offfice now. i said "for laughing! ha ferrr sure" walked down there sat in his office he showed ten minutes later and said do you know why your here? i said for having a sense of humour. he called my dad and he laughed at him and that was it.
 
got a detention in spanish cuz i had strept throat and was coughing and apparently i was "coughing on purpose trying to disrupt the class". then i said it was bullshit and got another detention. and now im on disciplinary probation because i got arrested outside of school. none of the schools buisness but of course they have to get invovled. complete bullshit
 
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