Buddies tried Absinthe, absynth, ab-sin-th

Capt.Flannel

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Last night a couple buddies of my had that shit and they were seriously fucked up. One kept asking where the little girl was (what the fuck) and the other one kept telling me they were gonna go shoot some elves. They got fucked up after 3 or so shots.

Question.... What the hell is in it that makes that happen?
 
the active ingredient in absinthe, which is a biproduct of the fermentation of the plant wormwood (Artermisia absinthium) is called thujone. you can liken thujone to absinth as THC is to pot. The thing is, very few countries allow thujone-containing absinth to be produced, among these is the Czech Republic; particularly of note is the brand Sebor, which has the maximum wormwood content and is verifiably bomb according to myself.

In short, any absinth that you buy that was produced in Canada, England, France, Belgium, USA, or the Netherlands (most of the brands) will lack thujone, and ultimately result in you looking like a tool if you pretend to trip balls on it. Will it still get you fucked up? Oh yeah. Most of these "fake" absinth's still contain ~70% alcohol, putting them at 140 proof, enough to bring on a pretty damn swift drunk.

Actually, in real thujone-containing absinthe, the alcohol content is really negligible. The most common way to drink it is to pour your shot over a cube of sugar into the glass, then light the sugar on fire until it caramelizes, douse the flaming caramel spoon in the absinth, blow out the flames, and drink. Meaning: you burn off a lot of the alcohol.
 
one more note: as far as the legality goes in the US, thujone containing absinthe is illegal to sell, but not to consume. So, you can purchase a bottle overseas and have it shipped to you completely legally. Whether the law is intentionally written that way or it's a loophole, I don't know.
 
p.s. that burning of the sugar cube and whatnot seems fun. i desperately want to try real absinthe. is there any testing they can do to prove you've done it? like piss tests?
 
it's not illegal...and I'm not sure who "they" are. If you're referring to "The Man" then I'm sure "they" can do whatever "they" want; though it will probably not resort to as primative means as a piss test. "They" will probably log your every click after you get on to sebor's website, and then after you've payed "they" will send someone to your door to wait for you to go to sleep, at which point "they" will bug you house with an abundance of well hidden video surveillance so that "they" can observe first hand when you consume your absinth. However, since it's not illegal to drink, "they" can't do shit.

Unless, of course, you're under 21; at which point "they" will most certainly burn it down. Burn it all down.
 
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got really drunk but not hallucinating.
 
what i was told by this guy that sold it to me in amstadam (dont know if he knew his shit he seemed kinda sketch like offering me heroin in this bottle shop) but what he said is the darker absinth which is whats in ur bottle dosnt have the wormwood in it there for u dont hallucinate but the really bright on does and thatll fuck u up. the bright one was cheaper so it wouldnt make sence to make that shit up but yea not to sure if he knew what he was talking about.
 
My buddy snuck it over from Canadia, so I duno if it's the stuff with wormwood. But fuck! it was hilarious. I'm reading facebook and they left some random fuckin girls some amazing messages.
 
Oh for fuck's sake, not with the absinthe again...

First of all, any of the so called "Czech absinths" are real absinthes, almost all of the authentic absinthes are made in France or Switzerland.

It's a long read, but read it anyway. These know-it-all absinthe experts piss me off.

From Wormwoodsociety.org:

"Czech "Absinth" (without the "e" at the end) gets a lot of bad press from absinthe enthusiasts; primarily, that's because it's not really absinthe, but a poor approximation.* Most of it is fake.

With very, very few exceptions, Czech absinth is a completely spurious product. Nearly all absinths are oil mixes. Flavoring oils of low-quality masked by too much mint, added to inferior industrial-grade alcohol and colored with artificial coloring; that's all it takes to swindle thousands of uninformed people with hopes of "dancing with the Green Fairy."

• Absinthe is not a narcotic. It will not make you "trip", hallucinate, cut your ear off, or anything else you wouldn't ordinarily do when intoxicated with liquor. These often-repeated legends are based on misinformation, exaggeration, 19th century politics and media hype. Real absintheurs will laugh at you (and not always behind your back) if you insist otherwise. It's in your mind. It's a myth, get over it. Absinthe is not a narcotic.

• Thujone is not a narcotic either. Thujone, the primary volatile oil in wormwood, is present in only in very small amounts in absinthe and is negligible in its effects. The current "high-thujone" and "strong" hype on many sites selling absinthe (usually absinth) is merely a marketing gimmick aimed at the gullible in search of a new high. Thujone's role in the so-called "secondary effect" is greatly exaggerated, as are the secondaries themselves. Thujone is not a narcotic either.

On Fire and Absinthe:

At no time in the history of absinthe, until the 1990's, has the spurious "Czech Method" of lighting absinthe-soaked sugar on fire ever been used. This is a modern innovation and a pointless abuse of good absinthe. It has no effect whatsoever except possibly that of introducing a charred-sugar taste to the absinthe - thus obscuring the delicate herbal nuances and ruining its flavor. No one who knows anything about absinthe and its history will use this method.

In extremely high quantities, thujone is known to be a dangerous neurotoxin, science has shown through chemical analysis of vintage absinthes and contemporary absinthes made strictly according to historical recipes, that previous estimates of thujone levels in pre-ban absinthe were greatly exaggerated. One would die of alcohol poisoning long before one could consume enough absinthe to get a substantial dose of thujone.

It has been repeated over and over that the thujone molecule is geometrically similar to the THC molecule. It was at one time (1975) conjectured that perhaps the thujone molecule interacts with the same receptor sites in the brain. Not surprisingly, this idea has remained popular in the drug subculture and among those who think absinthe will make them high, even though it was demonstrated in 1978 that this was an unsupported theory. It continues to get dragged out by credulous thrill seekers who have a deep personal need to see absinthe a drug with which they can accessorize themselves and pump up their "scene cred."

That means you posers.

Go and visit wormwoodsociety.org if you want to actually know something about absinthe an stop being an idiot.
 
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