Brothers Ex Wants Me

My bro did this to me about 6 months ago. I hated the girl but it still was like what the fuck. Dont do it. Its a dick move for sure
 
wow if they only kissed once are you kidding me? Bang her out low key, don't make a relationship out of it and tell her not to tell your brother.
 
pee in her butt?

fuck her in your brothers bed and leave the condom in his sheets?

ahaha wow!

tough one- you and your bro would never be the same! she prolly wouldnt care lol she's not gunna have your back 30 years down the road! your brother will! (hopefully)
 
Alright man, I've got the solution to all of your problems. Before you guys go dropping my Karma to the floor, hear me out on this one.
Here's what you do....
Get this chick to invite you over some time so you can bang her. Strap on condom number one. Fill condom number two with tabasco sauce and slide it on over condom number one. Now just go to town on this chick until condom number two breaks and BAM...fire crotch...literally! Tell her that's what she gets for fuckin' with your bro and then get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. Watch for flying objects.

jk

but seriously...
 
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don't even go there. she sounds like a bitch not to mention its gross that you'd stick yo dick in the same hole as your brother. waay too much trouble.
 
my bad, missed that part.

still don't go there though. it can cause enough tensions between mates if one goes out with the others ex (even if they never really did anything) I wouldn't do that to my brother
 
if you read the story it kinda fits my picture because his situation is one that is awkward and isnt really common plus i think it is dumb for him to try and get with his brothers ex, sorry for one out of line post btw
 
hahaha oh shit susie is my favorite you need to fuck this bitch just because that is her stepmom, Susie is the shit cause shes such a crazy jew bitch
 
she's trying to get back at ur brother so just tell him that she's clearly trying to get him PO'ed and if u can slay her once and then never call her again. That way she'll be the sucker cause ur brother will be cool with it (if he agrees) and she has a sore puss. Don't go behind his back tho.
 
lol this is gettin out of hand. I'm really good friends with her. like i hang out with her every weekend and like after school. i cant do shit like that.
 
slay hte bitch, video tape it, put it under your brothers pillow, and record his reaction. OR put yourself in his shoes, and try to figure out how that would feel to him
 
just talk to your bro if your serious. If he's cool with it go for it if not don't. He may not give a shit about this chick who knows.
 
sounds to me like you know what your answer is, just go for it, your bro didnt realy go out with her if they never even kissed! that dosnt count as going out! id tell him about it just out of respect. the only issue I think is if hes not over her and the relationship goes far... think about how the family dinners will go.... akward!
 
give her the chinese snow dragon...when shez giving u a bj right befor u cum whisper into her ear that u have herpes and hold her head there and it'll come out her nose... wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
i was pretty tight with your bro last year and he deff said they hooked up mad but never did anything, i remember him hating her after they broke up so idk if theres mad tension between them just ask him i feel like he wouldnt care since he goes to doane
 
you are very smart man. +K my ex did this to me with my best friend because she was pissed that i would not get back together with her when she broke up with me in the first place. well he told me about it before it happened, and i was like eh fuck her i dont care, do some funny and weird shit while you do it... and so i turned around and slept with 4 of her best friends, all very very good looking girls that were jealous of her when he dated me. woop payyback was a big bitch.

my buddy and i laugh about it every time we see each other.
 
personally, i fucking hate my brother. if the little nerd ever managed to get with a girl, and she wanted me, i would do it. in a second.
 
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