Broken "Bro Code"

[*Bird]

So a former friend of mine accused me of breaking the "Bro Code" because he believed some bitch when she said I told her he had feelings for her. I tried to explain to him 1,000 times this is not what i said, but he just wouldnt listen, so now he doesnt talk to me.

So then today my friend tells the tool about some dirty shit about another girl and tells him to keep it on the DL. And what does he do, he goes and tells the bitch...Technically this self proclaimed bro is a bit of a hypocrit and we need some good way to get him back. HOOK IT UP FAT! INB4 COOL STORY BRO

 

[CassiusClay]

Cool story bro? Put dynamite in his ski boots, that'll get the message across.

 

[Culla]

Cool story br... shit.

 

[Cufe.]

kick him in the balls. then while he is on the ground sharpie I

 

[J.M]

does he happen to have a pool???

 

[MN_Nice]

Sounds like a waste of my time. I'm gonna get some oreos.

 

[*Bird]

lives on a lake...

 

[borealridah]

i like your post

 

[J.M]

put a mattress in his.............

lake?

 

[dat_ski_dude]

create fake craigslist/ebay listing with an awsome item at a stupid low price using his name and cell phone number. watch him get 1000 phone calls a day

 

[borealridah]

poop in his sock

 

[*Bird]

ooo thats a good one

 

[J.M]

YES that'd be super funny. craigslist is your best bet. do something like an iphone or a bicycle, maybe a car. something everyone wants/needs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ski@jaypeak2]

or tickets to an upcoming concert in your area for free!!

one time my friend put my number on CL and said i had free puppies. it sucked

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

i don't understand girls and about half of guys' taste for drama. why do you give about fuck about any of this shit?

 

[M.Tipsey]

Any guy that gives a friend the silent treatment is a bitch. We are not girls, we are men. Especially over some girl.

 

[LAME.]

You want to get back at him? are you 12?

 

[steezenskis]

that was gay. but thanks for sharing.

 

[Jamestown]

You just broke the bro code by putting the words 'feelings' and 'girl' in the same sentence.

 

[SkiThe603]

Kill his parents and put them in chili.

 

[SkiThe603]

Kill his parents and put them in chili.

 

[emilyiscool]

screw upcoming concert. put his name in the men seeking men section under the screen name Bestheadin(insert your city)

 

[412.]

ok eric ok .

 

[Bar_Down]

i remember when i was in 10th grade

 

[GayWolf420]

Cool?

 

[J.M]

i like the way you think

 

[CassiusClay]

do this, then mention he ground his peewee in a blender and the only open runs are on the backside.

 

[-ROY-]

k

 

[Inline.]

Pee in his...shit. Cool story br....shit. Nothing works

 

[thatsdill]

Take his cell phone, switch the sluttiest girl in his phone book's number with his mothers. Let the rest unravel as it will.

 

[DIX~]

Stick a chainsaw down his throat

 

[iSmokeweed]

pee in his butt.

 

[baz1]

Have sex with his mum. normally does the trick.

 

[icyburr]

this, but first rape his whole family then pull out all they're teeth and sick knifes through their upper mouths and make him watch.

 

[MothaHucker]

this

 

[KEVTRON]

put Nair in water balloons, hit him with them, then watch his hair melt off his head.

 

[feihlination]

chili his kill and parent his put

 

[Broken_Rides]

Tell him you were the 1 out of line, then give him a dime bag laced with roofies as a peace offering.

Whether you rape his sorry ass or not, totally your call.

 

[J.Quest]

Do This...put his number up there and say to contact for free lab puppies! hilarity will come of this

 

[Huck_Norris]

I'd put out a Craigslist ad for him in the MEN searching for MEN section and tie his facebook acct/AIM/email/Phone number to it. He will be eyeballs deep in dick for weeks and have no idea why all these homos are blowing him up every way possible.

Be sure to include clues about him being a loudmouthed hypocrite sack-tickler in the ad in case he finds it.

 

[Supergyro]

Or channeling Southpark last night, you could put the pubes of every person in town into his chilli.

 

[.Hugo.]

Ummmmmm. Holy shit kid, the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Joebin]

Order pizzas and send them to his house! Original and clever!

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Fuck his mom.

 

[zues]

problem has been solved

 

[zues]

problem has been solved

 

[moms_favorite]

lol i lost.

 

[CliffyByro]

ummm.....

 

[123+ski]

i dont think he would deserve this, but i've read somewhere that people put ads in the personals section saying to just show up and other things like that

 

[charmander]

JESUS CHRIST THIS!

 

[J.M]

did you do anything to him yet?