broke your poles?

mattster

mattster

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post some ways you have broken your poles. ive landed on my poles, swung arround and bent them on a fence, had them fall off of the car roof. and fell on them while talking to my friend.

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
im retarded and was skiing and it stabbed into the snow then hit my in the stomach and bent, my friend stood ther laughing at me

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ttheres already a thread on this

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
 
k, well i was windng up pretty hard, but i missed the hole and i just heard a breaking noise and felt and intense pain midway along my shaft... it was rough! wait... this is the ski gabber isnt it... making this thread about... fuck...

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just ski.
 
haha, nice

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
 
flew in the air in a glade slam my back on a tree and broke my poll but at leadt i dint get hurt

PEACE-LOVE-UNITY
 
when i was like seven my instructor broke mine on the chairlift. i almost cried.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
i fell and rolled over my pole and now its bented

It's fun to take a large rubber band and a big piece of saran wrap and wrap it around your kitty's head. SPACE KITTY!
skiierman
 
first day this season a fat kid plowed into me, then basically sat down on my pole... not snapped just bent a good deal. but im cheap so i still use it.

katie
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Just Fucking Ski
 
i broke carbon fiber poles, it was gay shit

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
someone made a thread on this just Today... search t first

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D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
fuck searching, i'll post here.

i took off my poles when getting on the chair, and sat on them so i would be able to have both my hands free to start picking my nose and digging for earwax. at the top, when i stood up, the strap was stuck in the chair, and as the chair turned around to go back down the mountain, it caught on my leg and snapped.

i broke another one smashing my ugly ass race helmet a few years back. another one got stuck in a root when i pole planted and damn near tore my arm off before it snapped in half

-Anthony
 
a few years ago got bowled over by a 250+ pound snowboarder while I was standing near the lift line. That put a pretty harsh bend in one of them.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
the other one was about how many you have broken, not how you broke them

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
got caught in between my legs when I landed and snapped in half. This kid I know was trying to show off to us and he hit a hip and completely went off the side, barely landed on the nose of his skis, like paralell to the ground, then his poles hit him in the chest and broke

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
Last year i went of a 25 or so foot drop and the landing was super flat without much powder so i buckled on impact and fell on my pole, which than bent severely. I got up and tried it again (landed this time). Anyway my fag friend broke it when he was helping unload my stuff, just for fun.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
a year or 2 ago i was skiing in the pipe, got twisted mid air then came down and my pole stuck in snow in front of me and caught me ibn the stomach when i came down. i couldnt fucking breath for 2 minutes but it didnt break. i am currently using a smith pole and a solomon pole that have about a 2 inch difference between each other

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
my friend broke his pole stabing my friend in the knee while they where skiing... long story (or almost broke it i belive it broke when he bent it back)

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
I broke a pair of 120 dollar leki's in the pipe, the wall was under vert and as I came around on the allyop the pole got stuck on the deck, and as I fell into the pipe it stuck me in the chest had the fuckin trigger outline in my chest for two weeks

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
i broke a pair of 45$ rossi when i landed a three and the pole went into my chest the other side in the ground. THAT one hurt

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
I where practicing my sw 5 on a wayyy too small jump and had to huck it.. landed with the pole in the ground in front of me.. got it stabbed into my eye and bend it... also got a blue eye after that...

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''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
another pair i broke with my ass after landing on them after an over rotated d-spin 7....

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''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
I had both of my poles in my left hand as I was coming into the singles line at Breck. I had them pointed accross my body for some gay-ass reason. So I ski up to the entrance of the line and they get caught on the poles holding up the lane ropes. I catch my poles in my stomach and double over. The impact bent them both into half-circles in front of everyone in line (my poles are aluminum. I had to back up and then bend my poles back straight while everyone in line laughed at me.

 
Once I was skiing switch and humping the air and had my poles sticking outaa my crotch and ass, I dipped back too far, the pole caught the snow and my pants and it snaped in half, it didnt even slow me down. Another time I was learning flairs in the pipe and I came down wierd and my pole was caught between me and the deck, its crazy bent now.

BITCH

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky

 
well it wasnt my fault but he was pushing it in too far then all of a sudden my hole tore open...i got really pissed and pulled it out, then swung it at him, and it broke in half

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VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
 
I broke my carbon fiber poles today. I was fooling around on a kink rail, just starting on top of the rail, and i got spedd using the poles, and when i fell off i stomped on my pole by accident and i snapped in two.

The other pole i snapped was also a carbon fiber one, they are so soft and bendy so i wanted to se how much i could bend it and suddenly it snapped.

frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore ass to mouth incested sex scene ever.
-Lateralis
 
Most recent bending experience occurred when I was hitting a kicker and overshot it and just pounded on of my poles into the snow on impact. It bent. The end.

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