Britney Spears

looks like she got punched twice in the face in her latest video. maybe more like a racoon. i couldnt decided.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
Actually I'm a post whore.

*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
id do her in a heart beat

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
well obviously we all would...we just try to make ourselves sound like we have some dignity

*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
i dunno about you guys but i was reading a people mag a few days ago and she is so fat now, they showed her on the beach on her honeymoon and holy hell, lets just say she should no longer be allowed to wear a bikini anymore.

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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
 
any1 seen much formage 2004

ed makes fun of her so much it is the greatest

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
yeah i saw that episode...it was hilarious!!

poor britney...i think she's on a downward spiral...maybe she'll join kristi on the surreal life!

 
it was the best wen he was makin fun of my porogative

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
she was so hot in the video for toxic. wow.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
her little sister is gonna be quite the little sex kitten

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
her little sister??? ugh!! her sis definitely can't follow in her footsteps! or at least i shouldn't hope so for your sake!!

 
she used to be hot when she sang 'oops I did it again' in a little schoolgirl outfit and she was a little closer to my age. Now she's a stupid whore.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
every frickin song that polutes the airwaves goes: don't tell me what to do, im not a kid anymore, i can prostitute myself if i want...

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
 
i dunno, she seems to be getting unglier

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Matt Hein - #1 skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
uhhh lets think... do you think celebs always dress up

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
her little sister will be smokin in a few years. just you wait she'll be flaunting that shit like old men at mardi gras

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Britney Spears was amazing in her prime. Now she's all married and everything, which is fine, she's just not nearly as cool. I think I wanted to be her a good 2 years of my teenage existence. And her concert was the SHIT!

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
my friend is goin to pepperdine and saw her in a store and said shes but ass ugly... she looks good in ads and music videos because of all the make up they put on her face.

We're all chasing the dream
 
Britney Spears helped my balls drop, thats all I know.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
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