BRITNEY"S GETTIN DIVORCED

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1212j5j5

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whoever it was that said it would happen was right. 2 days! it lasted 2 fucking days. fuck. thats fucked.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
Did you expect it to last long??? I mean, that is britney we are talking about. Come on'

~*Michelle

->'this speaker here.... it's broken, but THIS one, this one's good, it's really good, and these wires, they are good too!'
 
I think this is her desperate attempt to get publicity to save her failing album, nice try.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
actually the news reported that there were papers filed for annulment within 13 hours of the ceremony, they just had to wait for the courthouse to open and finalize the annulment.

either way, its still one of the dumbest things I've heard in a long time.

 
its a shame when a fine girl like Brittney turns into a skank because people said she was innocent.

Smoke 2 Joints
 
it's so dumb. the whole marriage thing. 'Hey lets get hitched in Vegas. I'm only Britney Spears, no one will hear about it!'

East coast skiing - Sunday River
 
all for publicity

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
what a dumb bitch, she has no credibility now, like if she wanted to start a foundation to help kids, they'd all be like 'no' lol, dumb bitch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
...i wonder if they schtoinked while they were married

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id marry her, for money and for cunt

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^Hahaha you only say that because Miss Shelby has you so whipped that if you didn't say it, she'd whoop your ass again and then prank call Britney repeatedly for days and leave her death threats and send her dead animals and poisoned cookies and stuff. Nice front, though. Seems somewhat believable.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
i'd marry her. she's hot and rich, what more do you want/

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

--west
 
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