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joshbryant

joshbryant

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I have seen the future. But instead of just telling everyone, I'll put it in riddles.

The aliens have gone home, but have left their little friend behind. The 4 holy brothers now sit in their place. The 3 leaders are gone, and now drugs and death run rampant, and pieces from the past have created a new invader. Can The Elizabeth keep us afloat?

If any of you get this, I will be amazed. And no hints from those of you who know.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
3 people from your team are leaving and 4 younger people are taking over and someone is going to take over jibij (the invader part) and then liz is gonna kill them and steal back the shop.

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
Hahaha. This thread is going to produce some hilarious posts.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
i think it means jibij is giving up on freeskiing and concentrating on fruitbooting

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All who Yonder Are Not Lost
 
Depends, I can't remember what we talked about the last time you came in. Russ finally called me though.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
its a metaphor for something that happend in england....like...a long time ago and stuff..and it means can queen elizabeth keep holland from sinking and stuff

hold up bagwell just took a massive shit in the hall

for this i will go about barefoot and nake, i will howl like a jackal and mourn like an ostrich micah 1:8

 
did liz find some secret ending to Halo 2?

'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....

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Pick up my guitar an play

Just like yesturday

And I'll get on my knees and prayyyy...

We don't get fooled again!' -The Who

 
This is easy...

Aliens have visited earth, they enslaved mankind, and left mind control devices in all humans. 4 emissaries from the leading human population have been chosen by the aliens to rule in their place. There is a secret brotherhood of humans who have defied the alien rule and have found a way to remove the mind control devices, but the 3 leaders of this army have been kidnapped and held in an unknown location. Since the leaders are gone, the brotherhood has fallen apart and have begun fighting amongst themselves. But there is hope, Josh the founder of Jibij has created a ninja robot that he plans to use to overcome all and take over the earth. Josh and his small band of troops have a ship called the Elizabeth that contains equipment used to block the mind control powers and create the most powerful force ever known to this planet.

 
that explains it

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
schmitty, you play too many video games.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
The future is: the 3 leaders; Salomon, Rossi and Volkl are gone and the four holy brothers are here; Armada, Line, Liberty, K2. Pieces from the path have created a new invader, Sony. This was a complete stab in the dark other than the Sony part. Haha, oh god, im never gonna get this.

I ran out of material for a new sig
 
These are great. Schmitty has the most creative, and perhaps realistic idea.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
no way man its much more complex than that you see in the year 3030 globalization is occuring and in order to combat these forces led the leader must come up with a way to defeat the commis ao he uses the techniques that jibij used to fight off boulder ski deals and led deffeats the conformists within minutes leding to total anarchy and no one can stop it

ima sick these gators up ur ass and show ur insides some style
 
please just tell me

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
I will reveal it in several months, if it doesn't get out on ns before then.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
Josh, as the weasle-like Journalist that i am, i hold it as my duty to tortu- ah, i mean, squeeze the truth out of you. say goodbye to josh kiddies, he's not coming back till i have the truth.

'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....

-

Pick up my guitar an play

Just like yesturday

And I'll get on my knees and prayyyy...

We don't get fooled again!' -The Who

 
I think you should replace Russ. You come in more than he does.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
Line has created a new backcountry ski? Drugs and death running rampant seems like 'Chronic and Assassin', and the aliens going home is 'Mothership' leaving.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Damn Gdawg, that was very close. It is about new skis. Some of your stuff is off, but it's still really close. If you come by, I'll tell you the truth.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
The mothership is leaving, making room for the Prophet. The death and drugs does sound like the Chronic and Assassin. Is the new invader the Reactor?

--Jibij this.
 
The aliens have gone home= no more mothership

The 4 holy brothers now sit in their place= 4 new models of the prophet (holy=prophet... maybe)

The 3 leaders are gone= no more pro models (3 brothers are skogen, pollard and mike nick)

drugs and death run rampant= maybe new models of the chronic and asassin

pieces from the past have created a new invader=a new line ski with graphics from each old ski on it

Can The Elizabeth keep us afloat= i have no idea what this is, maybe a womans powder ski (cuz the floating thing?)

how right am i??

Un-Lucky Headware
 
Ok James, who have you been talking to? You are very, very close, but thankfully, still wrong about some things. A few minor changes to what you said, and The Elizabeth is the greatest secret of all.

Jibij Pro Shop

2714 28th St.

Boulder, CO 80301

303-440-1244

www.jibij.com

 
Liz is now going to be Line's head of womens skis division?... and part owner of line with levinthal?... and being the CO vagrant rep shes gonna organize a huge concert... on a boat???

'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....

-

Pick up my guitar an play

Just like yesturday

And I'll get on my knees and prayyyy...

We don't get fooled again!' -The Who

 
^part owner of line with leventhal? hmm, it's funny how an 'owner' gets his paychecks from another ski company.

 
the mothership is only gonna come in a small size. theres gonna be 4 different lengths of prophets instead of the motherships. the skogans, pollards, and mike nicks wont be made anymore and the chronics and assasins are gonna be lines main skis. the mike nicks, pollards and skogans have all been combined to make 1 super pro model ski. the elizabeth is a new ladies ski.

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
right, but mostly wrong.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
well i found out some stuff today when i went to jibij, but i cant tell anyone so dont bother asking.

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
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