Bringing a prostitute to prom!

[N-John360]

Has anyone ever doen this. 'Cause I really want to be. People would be so uncomfortable and like "what the fuck is wron with you." It would be a real ghetto thing to do.

 

[BargainBinLaden]

yeah that was on mtv high school pranks, stories, and controversies

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

DO IT

 

[Craigskis]

first off, call the escorts, the word prosttitue is so Charely Sheen...

2nd Go for it,

 

[mothaeast]

Yeah good luck getting past your school, mine has to like check their backgrounds and shit, you need to check them in a week or two before. Maybe its happened before, and tahts why they do it. Would be hilarious if you did.

 

[Melvs]

freeze once rumored that critchon and hibbert did it...

 

[peak28]

lol im doin that to!!

 

[N-John360]

Jea, it'd be so funny. Just hope I don't get in mad trouble. Could see myself gettin' expelled or some shit like that.

 

[da-bling]

itd be wicked fun tho

 

[slaydave]

hmmmm... doesnt sound like a good idea to me... ur going to get expelled and AIDS...

 

[xAtticusx]

real smart...

 

[hartig]

Hahahahaha, do it.

 

[akerbacker]

hahahahahah definitely do it

 

[-+Siver+-]

that would be jokes

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

might be kinda funny, but do ya really wanna drop a couple of hundred dollars on your prom date?

 

[*Fujative*]

plus fucking $300 on a tux, limo, and tickets... man it sucks... o cant forget the hotel about haha

 

[ECfreeski3]

well since youre going with a prostitute you dont have to worry abot dressing nice. get your suit at the thrift store for 5 bucks and then spend what you would have spent on a limo and suit on the hoe, and bring her on a two seated bike

 

[flux-capacitor]

Subject: Bringing a prostitute to prom!

hahahahahahah best subject EVER!

 

[Tucks]

I bet you would have to drop a lot of money to get a prostitute that would do that

 

[Dr.Barq]

id say do it dude, make sure shes hot, wrap it up and your garunteed crazy sex,

 

[AtomicTweaker]

mine too

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

My buddy did it, and everyone, including a few of the teachers, thought it was MAD funny. Cost him $400 though.

 

[Cam]

i think it was DC and Cory Grinnell.

 

[back_woods]

get a good escort. if shes chill and finds it funny it'll be a blast. you can probably get a discount if you make it clear your not going to bone.

 

[SmoKinSkier]

Naw they do alot crazier shit than go to a prom as long as ur payinfg i gurantee u can find a girl who is down

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

he should totally do it, theres no reason they would expell him. schools don't have rules that say "you can only bring non-prostitutes to school dances" that would be illogical

 

[derick]

wtf are ya talking a bout

 

[t_rob]

am i really stupid or do i not see how someone could get in trouble from paying their prom date that just happens to be 10 years older than them.

 

[guava]

hahaha ya dude go for it. find a real hot one and get her to wear next to nothing, that would be awesome!

 

[Black-Bandanna]

yea, i remember reading that article...

 

[N-John360]

You all just convinced me...i'm def gona do it. I found a bunch of ads in a magazine of women in my area I can give a buzz.

 

[Peter.]

its all fun and games until you get an STD

 

[derick]

why would you wnat to that would be discuing i think idrather bring my gf

 

[Mr.Capone]

get some footie and post it up!

 

[Black-Bandanna]

We're gonna need to see some pics.

haha

 

[N-John360]

Jea, I'll keep y'all updated.

 

[babysteeze84]

Bwahahaha, yes, that's definitely the way to go.

"Prostitutes, prostitutes, you aren't payin' them to stay you're payin' them to leave afterwards!" - Chef/Southpark

 

[freestyler540]

dont do it, is that what you want to remember from your prom?

 

[AtomicTweaker]

"do those girls go to your school?"

"no Mrs. P......they're pornstars"

 

[Dr.Barq]

lol how are you gonna explain who your date is to your mom?

 

[N-John360]

Ill prolly lie and say Im bringing some girl from school. I doubt she will find out the truth, cause she is kind of clueless.

 

[Jessbuff]

I must have missed it somewhere because I can't believe I'm the first person to say this but uhhh, can't you get a girl from school to go with you?

 

[cj]

You have to pay women to be in your company...sad.

 

[N-John360]

Um...I'm doing this because I think it would be funny. And I see you must have a lot of girls in your company considering you steal pictures of pornstars and put them in the hot girl thread.

 

[DDrem.]

if you bang her, wear a helmet cam

 

[N-John360]

to update...I have called numerous numbers. Must of them said "you are under age, no way" amd than hung up. I couple said they "will think about it", and one said "yes, but it will take a lot of $$"

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

such a better story than just going with some girl from school.

 

[GnarBurger]

that would be sweet

 

[dowalibeast]

are you 17?

 

[SteezePatrol]

ahahahhahahahahha

 

[N-John360]

Yes?