BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Drail

Drail

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Man: Here's one-

Cart-master: Ninepence.

Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!

Cart-master: (suprised) What?

Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....

Old Man: I'm not dead!

Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!

Man: Yes he is.

Old Man: I'm not!

Cart-master: 'E isn't?

Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...

Old Man: I'm getting better!

Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!

Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....

Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Cart-master: I can't take 'im....

Old Man: I feel fine!

Man: Well, do us a favor...

Cart-master: I can't!

Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...

Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.

Man: Well, when's your next round?

Cart-master: Thursday.

Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....

Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know--

(to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?

(they both look around)

Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!

(the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden

spoon. The old man goes limp.)

Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much.

Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!

Man: Right! All right....

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
 
lol! I love that movie so much.

I like the witch burning scene too. I was gonna write it out but if forget how it goes exactly..

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
haha, good times good times, gotta love it, I feeeeeell haaapppy!!! I think I'll goo for a wwaaaaalk!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
wow i was watching that movie last night, like u read my thoughts or somethibng, freaky

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Once upon a time there was a planet, whizzing along through the most vast and empty corner of space. It was a blue planet, because of it\'s abundance of water. From the water evolved the most amazing food chain in the universe, cropped full of species with incredible intelligence. Most notable of these species were the dolphins and the humans. Both loved to play in the blue water of the magic planet. Then like clockwork the planet would tilt into a particular angle, and the water would cool and recycle itself...as snow, a substance the humans loved to play in. -Greg Stump
 
'She is a witch! She made me a mute!... ...I got better'

Darryl Hunt

'Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 
the original ending is so much funnier than the one where evryone gets arrested

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
haha, i think she turned him into a 'newt' didn't she??? i could be wrong.

'So...if he weighs the same as a duck....then...HE'S A WITCH!!'

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
What is the original ending? I've only seen the arrested one.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
'your arm's are gone'

'no they arn't'

'yes they are, look, they're on the ground'

'tiss but a flesh wound, come on now'

'oh what are you going to do bleed on me?'

'kickin', kickin''

yea, what is the original ending? i've only seen the one where they get arrested, it's a great ending.

Darryl Hunt

'Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 
i wanna know too!

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'
 
the french guys in the castle find the holy grail. then they find out that any liquid becomes wonderful wine when in the holy grail. they then drink wine until they have to piss, then piss in the cup and drink the wine again.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i saw it at a local college campus. its pretty hard to come by in the states, but easier in england i suppose

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
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