Breckenridge + Me = Desperate

[Shpadoinkle]

Does anyone have a place or knows someone who has a place in Summit? I'm pretty freakin' desperate.

Muchos gracias!

 

[skijunkiedtm]

how desperate? im sure some one is lonly and would love to have some of your lovin

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Exactly! I'm fuckin' desperate!

 

[snowbladesforlife]

I have a basement with my own living room and a big couch in town. I bet you would love know where it's at.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

OMG! I would love to know.

 

[snowbladesforlife]

Sorry, I enjoy my privacy.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yeah, you just made Aspen really sad.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Anyone know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy with a place? LOL

 

[snowbladesforlife]

Yea go to a bar; if you can't find a bed to sleep in after half an hour then you must be heinous.

 

[snowbladesforlife]

I would let you stay at my place if you were really hot, love to drink and can work on my thesis for me. But seeing as you can't find a place in Breck, I can only assume you are none of those things.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yea, that definitely isn't happening. I might get raped. But seriously, no one knows of anyone in Summit?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Well I have been told I am hot. I love to drink. And I can work on it with you if you want.

 

[snowbladesforlife]

been told doesn't work for me.

If you put a video of yourself beer bonging a fifth of black velvet, then we will see.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Fine, I'm hot. I said it.

I surprise everyone with my drinking. You can say I'm pretty hardcore when it comes to that.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

That is classified information. Only someone in Summit County, Colorado, USA, North America, Earth needs to know.

 

[3ski6guy0]

if you are offering sex then im sure you can find what you need on craigslist. just post a personal ad and im sure someone will take the offer

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Nah, I'm just lookin' to chill in Breck for the NAO, party and ski my fucking ass off.

 

[Tha_Grouch]

^got a lot of skiing to do then, eh?

haha jk

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Skiing. Jea!

I have a ride and everything, but no place to stay tonight or the rest of this weekend.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Last time before I let it die.

 

[weedski]

yea so bring some girlies with ya from boulder ...party

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I don't know any "girlies" in Boulder. HAHA! I have yet to get into the Boulder social scene.

 

[skiEER]

i cant believe you havnt got an offer yet

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I kind of did, but he peaced. I getting really frustrated.

 

[creighton]

u can stay with me

 

[Shpadoinkle]

You would think there would be more people in Breck or even fucking Keystone.