Breaking news for all nsers...

[Farquaharson]

there's no imagining what whale and dolphin will do next.....oh god

 

[TheBigPeach]

God damnit! They killed kenny!

 

[some-skill]

u, myfriend, win. but operation, "hungery thall" didnt work either. darn....

 

[TheWiseOne]

you bastards!!!!

 

[martin.]

 

[martin.]

I made a template....have at it

http://memegenerator.net/Chads-Gap-Whale

 

[TheDude]

i see a discovery channel show in the future

"Whales: Destroyers of Sick Features Everywhere.

a documentry"

 

[Literature]

What a terrific thread. Seriously.

 

[.jesus.]

dude mind control duh

 

[Mr.Huck]

This thread is getting way too good for page 2. Bahump.

 

[Trojan~Man]

its flipper and free willy!

 

[Brian_Peppers]

Amazing thread

 

[Relish_man]

holy SHIT!

 

[gakc]

LOL second page

 

[jreilly]

what has newschoolers come to

 

[Mr.Huck]

It's come to the abyss, hit it switch and gapped it doing a filthy zero spin.

 

[nipples-the-cat]

presicesly

 

[duhamelski]

funny you should mention it

 

[Mr.Huck]

Too awesome for words!!!

 

[Twinjibber77]

Hahaha

 

[Malcolm]

well this changes everything

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

Call off the Bear. the intel was Bad! its the Chicken and the cow!

 

[Jamestown]

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/502645/

Reeeeeepost, but by the same person?

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

Its like a speed check on the internet. just checkin out the in run before he goes for it.

too bad he didnt make it ... it was the chicken and the cow ... sill dolphin and whale.

 

[griffin.paisley]

whale and dolphin frame chicken and cow??

 

[Jamestown]

I know.

 

[ski-plastic]

God damnit! I knew those whales and dolphins were up to something fishy

 

[StowePassHolder]

Whale!!!!!!! Dolphin!!!!!!

 

[Apresbang]

We were so grateful to ski patrol for sending us photo we call off bear the next day... WHAT?? Chicken and a Cow use a Whale and Dolfin as a scapa-goat??? FUCK YOU CHICKEEN!!! AND A FUCK YOU COW!!!!

 

[martin.]

those fuckers

 

[Apresbang]

^ Lol'd so hard. I love this thread.

 

[Utard]

fucking sea mammals

 

[Mr.Huck]

Udder nonsense!!!!

 

[JahJahBinks]

Is the president aware of this?!?!?

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

It has already leaked in other circles. But it turns out that Dolphin and Whale are behind the Alberta Oil Sands.

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/504845/

 

[3R1C]

noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr.Huck]

The conspiracy seems to go all the way to the top:

 

[Hugh_Conway_jr]

I knew some thing looked suspicious. take a look at this picture.it appears Whale and Dolphin are very influential in congress.

so did whale and dolphin bomb the Japanese all along, and then frame chicken and cow when things went bad?

is whale a coke snorting whore? are obama and dolphin smurf haters? I am just asking the questions that you are all afraid to ask.

 

[T-Holt]

NNOOOOO!!!!!! FUCKA RU DOLPHEEN FUCKA RU WALE!!!!

 

[qscwdvefbrgn]

I hear his ankles were broken, but I'm not entirely sure.

 

[Apresbang]

The fuck???

 

[1tenthmoney]

GOD DAMNIT TOM CRUISE! SABOTAGING CHICKEN AND COW TO GET IN AN AIR PLANE SET TO BLOW UP CHAD'S GAP! WUT KIND OF DIABOLICAL RELIGIN IS SCIENTOLOGY?! FRAKKKKKKK TOMMMMM KWUUUUUUUUUUZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pmoore]

the ski patrol framed the whale who framed the chicken and the cow. Its a conspiracy!

 

[1tenthmoney]

and so it all flows back to ski patrol

 

[Noah_W]

Dolphin and Whales DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[-fungus-]

sweet revenge...

 

[cbalkman]

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