BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07 MOVIE ANNOUNCED!!!!1

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The Chronicles of Armaddia:

A documentary that takes you deep inside the underworld riding that goes down deep inside Western Mass. at Jiminy Peak. Starring in their breakthrough roles, Jim "the Thing" O'Connor and supporting actor Andrew "The Animal" Earl takes you through everyday life of Newschool skiing at its finest in this documentary filmed and edited by Evan Grott and Alek Morizio. Come Check it out for some dope Truckdriver Skier Slides, DOPE pencil 630s, failed attempts to 270, AMAZING switch pizzas, AND ABSOTUTLY MONTROUS SWITCH ZERO SPINS!!!!
 
yo fuck you man! We're putting Jiminy on the map with this shit. God Damn Dirty pencil 3's over ice tables, rollin' down the windows all day long, and steppin onto every rail on tha mountain... This ones my debut baby!
 
yay, i cant wait....are you guys gonna attempt the 100ft jump again at jiminy over the chairlift like last year?
 
yo, yall niggas better listen up, this shit is blowin' up, chronicles of armaddia is tight ass shit, shits legit

yall got kids throwin steezy 7s, na shit aint legit, chronic. of armaddia is all about throwing pencil 5s on sketchy ass jumps, hot shit niggas
 
YEAH DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HEAR JIM THE THING IS ACTUALLY GANNA DO A ready listen for this... u wont believe it but... HES GANNA DO A SAFETY GRAB OVER IT!!!!
 
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO guest staring in this star studded film Tom "Tum Tum" Seymore riding for Fischer rockin dem new addicts will be throwing down some amazing half back flips to deck on jiminys 90 foot money booter... if ur real lucky u might actually see him slide a whole rail!
 
also for all you bladers put thurrrrr:

ALEK "PELVIC DESTROYER" MORIZIO is gonna be rockin' out some old "shorties" and throwing nasty spins alll night lonnnggg. DOUBLE SAFETY TAPS are goin down over those monster 10 footers! and even a few shots of him goin speed skater style over the rollers! GNAR MOGUL RUNS and out of control groomers make his seg THE SHIT! Hopefully it'll get'em spons3r3d so he can replace that BRIKO helmet that he thrashed when he was droppin from the chair after his jacket got caught..His Mother calls him Louis, But this kids got BODE written alll over him!
 
^ dude bad news... alek cant ski this season due to his trampoline accident at high north... thats why hes filming... but now that ur on Mr. Earl... this year the burning question is......"will u finally grab your skis in the air?"
 
question? the trampoline i heard from reporters was pretty pussy like... how do u respond? must u refrain from skiing the GNAR 10footers at jiminy? puss puss?
 
yes maybe a cork 9 is pussy to you Jim The Thing.. but werent u the one who was btiching about heading up the ramps because it was to hot and you were on your period so the cramps were to bad. Also i rumor has it that you spent 30 min a shop looking at yourself in the mirrior trying on 2 diffrent hats about 30 times finding the perfect angle to prop it on your almighty head? I also heard you throw some dirty 270 stall to tail grab to 270 off MONSTER MONEY BOOTERS! One final question for ytou sir, i hope im not being annyoing i know you mack it with mad hunnies and u prolyl got bitches crawlin on ur dick right now... but is it true while you were skiing... a phantom duker clogged your toilet at HN???
 
yea mann that phantom dooper was pretty intense... but one real question.. hows it feel to pay over 3,000 and only ski 3 days?

by the way.. damed be me when my OCD comes in... expecially when i try on clothes...
 
Jim i also heard that the Pelvic Destroyer climbed into your bed NAKED and when u got out of the Pooper you threw a tempur tantrum and started smacking him for you being a germ bitch. Also why is it that you color code your underwear
 
nahh man patties uniboob is in the other

hahahahah im done im done u can get me one more time or whatever but im through hahah that was good tho.. got my mind off doing this god damn chem hw... shittt

we still bros???
 
yea they suck nuts. they have threatened to arrest me twice over the past 2 years for skiing the "closed" area in between trails. fuck them, but ym school gives free trips there so i'll be back, hope they dont remember me.
 
haha wowy jim thats almost funny... to bad ur to much of a little prude bitch to do anything with a girl. PUSSY!
 
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