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JibChile

JibChile

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Hey im gettin ina huge brawl withsoem faggots ina few days anybuddy got osme tips on low blow ghetto guerilla tactics they will never see coming like plans....haha

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no shame in bringing a bat.

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Bringing a bat is always a terrible idea, every fight I've seen where someone has brought a bat ended up being the one getting macked w/ it.

 
bring your strap. or get some friends to come in from behind. small knives are better then big ones, big ones are easy to take away ... if your foe is skilled in such things

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bringing guns and knives equals fucking stupid, there was a senior in my class last year who got in a fight w/ some kids, brought his gun and shot the kid in the hand... fucking moron, the cops came, geee I bet he knew who shot him, and now the kid is in jail up state until he is 21.

 
if you are outnumbered or a lot smaller then the other guys there is absolutely no shame in ripping their balls off.

but other than that, hit hard and hit fast and never stay in the same place. Also, STAY STANDING or else your ass is dead.

oh yeah, and there is nothing wrong with skull fucking a guy with your foot if he's on the ground but not asking for mercy :-)

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FROSTMONKEY
 
zipper kick. punch his nuts

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
bring knifes and shit is fucking gay, that just shows u are a pussie...

Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks
 
but if u realy want to win, headbut, bite, or kick them in the nuts...

Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks
 
ya, yetis got it down. first punches should be in the nose and the cheek bone

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not that face!! thats my livilyhood!

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There's no shame in punching him in the throat and then running your ass off.

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
 
run? not till yo give him a swift blow to the nuts!!!

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never run. never. and bats and shit are for people who cant fight but need to beat. this beating technique can be applied when outnumbered though. also, take the biggest guy. once you kick the biggest fellas ass, the other guys will be scared little babies. but first, you have to kick the biggest guys ass. and dont fight fucking dirty.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
who gives a shit about fighting dirty, and just because they're the biggest doesn't mean they're the toughest

 
The way I see it, it it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. There is no shame in that. Especially if you are outnumbered.

Just remember though, if you kick him in the balls, and he gets back up...you better be prepared to knock him the fuck out, or run, cause he is going to be pissed. Really pissed.

Also, never underestimate the value of a good eye gouge. If he can't see, he can't hit you, right?

Good luck.

 
If your gonna fight I dont care what the hell you do just take care of your hands. Either wrap them up in some tape (trust me you will kick shit with this) or if you dont have that get two lighters and hold those in your fists so your knuckles don't bust up........and if you dont got those just give him a fuckin' knee in the fuckin' balls.......but just take care of your hands or how the hell are you gonna masterbate???

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I hate fights, there fucken gay and for gays.

but if you have to the old skateboard is very useful.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
oh yea.. and fighting is for people with shit for brains.

Gee. I don't like that guy, he doesnt like me. Why don't we beat the crap out of each other until we can barely stand. Create injuries for yourselves, and all for what? You just end up hating each other any more.

Top points for you.

What gravity?
 
bringing this one up since i saw quite a fight this evening. two white trash fuckers were giving my friend and his brother, who are both from El Salvador, shit about their race. i pulled up the the house as soon as the 2 guys were leaving, and bleeding on their way out the door. racist fucks

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
we were walking past a bar a week or two ago and right when we got past the door a guy got like thrown out the door. It looked like a movie how far he went and he was like 5'6 or 5'7 and the other guy was like 6'2 or somethign a couple inches taller then me came running out after him and started kicking the shit out of the other guy and the little guy finally got to his feet and started running down the street as fast as he could everythign and both the guys looked like a scene from a movie it was so hilarious. and we just smoked 4 bowls of chronic that made it a lot funnier.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
When I was in the commandos they taught us to go for a very quick move which involves grabbing the assailants ears at the top and then violently ripping them down. It does not require much and leaves them in a huge amount of pain and a great deal of disorientation.

The best solution, however, is not to fight

 
yeah, i have gotten mine quite a few times as well

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
just a good shot to the face will make there eyes water and then hit them when they are blind

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bring a roll of quarters and wrap your fist around it, or maybe some brass knuckles, i would personally take the quarters though. And there is absolutely no shame in fighting dirty, did you ever see Detroit Rock City when those guys got in the fight, i personally thought those tactics were pretty cool, a knee to the nuts followed by a knee in the face.

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Don't do this, this is not my recomendation...

move in rapidly, gesture like you are gonna kick him in the nuts, they naturaly drop guard to save their nads and you jab em hard in the nose instead, when it breaks they cant see, their eyes are all watered up and shit, THEN kick the fucker in the nuts, as he is reching down in pain, help him on his way by grabing the back of his head and smashing it on your rising knee, he will start to fall backwards after that, help him yet again by kicking him hard in the ribs with your heel. by that time he is pretty much a wase product. maybe slam em in the ribs again when they are down if he looks like he might get back up.

Don't do that shit tho, that fucks em up really bad. I saw it in a movie once :)

 
bring a machette or a pair of nunchucks. Prepare yourself mentally by visualising the attacks and watching plenty of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! A heavy armour Tank is also good back up

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The nunchucks sound good, by the best idea is a swift kick in the junk, or even in the shins, and run away, or a roll of quarters in your fist is always good..

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