Bras

fuckin a, im gettin a huge bone listenin to these chicks talk about their tits...mmmmmm

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
im sorry, I have to apologize on behalf of my drunken crude friend here, he's really not an asshole, he just likes beer. NOw let's get drunk and fuck! ....once again, I'm sorry

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
The bra def makes the difference, unless they are fake and then it doesn't matter. My girlfriend works at Victoria Secret and damn she always wears the sexiest/most flaterring bras.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
vitoria secret does have the best bras but they cost $2 more when you go above a C.. and that sucks.....

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later...EMILIE
 
so anyways...here's what you gotta do, im not sure if this was mentioned earlier, I don't feel like reading the pre-ceeding 2 pages. you gotta be real smooth about it, you gotta be giving your girl a back massage and then casually reach under her shirt and undo it from the back then your good to go.

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
girls dont like it when u bring scissors along to help with the job.. remeber that

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
aahhhhh fuck, thats why she ran out screaming

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
shit, you can't buy crap at victora secret, it is sooo expensive, i recamend GAP body, everything is sooo cheap there right now, and they have great bras!!

and the whole back shit up with pictures, i think i should be removed from that rule, cause every1 has already seen my tits... so i don't need to prove it

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
actually VS bras rule, calvin klein ones too. who cares if they're expensive. haha they actually make me look like i have some boobs and they're comfy.

*brooke*

'Wait- where's the line to kiss brooke's ass?'- Duncan in ns.com chat hehe
 
TITS? WHERE?!?!

The gap is an evil empire ruled by neo nazi jewish catholics!

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
haha you guys missed the video

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
YEA I agree with Brooke on the whole VS and CK thing, those bras are soooo unbelievably comfy and pretty darn sexy. I guess it's expensive, I dunno 60-90 average for a bra, but that stuff is ish. I'd walk around in public, hell I'd go running, with only those bras on. So every chick should go out and buy one. Oh yea did i mention that I work at VS? Hahah just kidding.

~juliet~

 
yeah Angelica decided to get anked for newschoolers.a nd made a video of herself touching her breasts. gotta love a 14 year old.. you were 14 right? or 15?

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
i am almost 16

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
almost doesn't make it legal.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
oh jesus christ i just read this entire post just to find out that i am now going to jail. fuck.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot


Frostmonkey

 
tommy hilfigar (sp?!) makes hellllla good bras (and thongs too...). i've got a see-thru blue one that tom particularly likes...although he's never seen me in it (haha). theres a lot o good bras, but padded ones are stupid cuz they're cheating

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
Padded bras can be considered false advertising on some girls.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
i was the one that said skibrdingbitch was hot it the first place.....I don't know why thats relevant..........so who likes tequilla?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
that is very disturbing.

walmart has some pretty funny bras...red/orange plaid water filled with black lace...pink and blue tie-dye made out of vinyl plastic shinny stuff. i don't know....

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--Beff222: i gradumanaited

--CMc says:

true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better
 
I buy mine at la senza i love their stuff. but its 50 bucks a bra...

oh well. theyt are cool. i have a bunch of see thro lace ones to. dut i hate wearing sports bras.. they are too... wierd...

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
I was just thinking how unfare it is that girls can't hide the size of their boobs and guys know right away how big they are. Can you girls tell how big a guys dick is by starring at his crotch? I'm not talking bout guys who wear spandex either. That's just nasty

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
guys cant always tell the size of a girls boobs... like i hide mine really well.. no one ever thinks that i am what i say that i am.. and it also depends on how you hold yourself and what kind of clothes you wear... and the whole dick thing.. you cant tell by staring at the crotch.. but there are methods of finding out without actually seeing it... trust me...

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later...EMILIE
 
sometimes you can just tell by the way a guy holds himself.. or just by how much self confidence they have.. im not saying that is true for everyone.... but for most of the guys that i know that i know about dick wise it holds true.. plus you can always look at the feet and hands... that can sometimes works....

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later...EMILIE
 
A conversation among my friends...

Kristen: 'Paige, are you wearing a torpedo bra?'

Paige: 'Fuck, no. Are you wearing tape?'

Kristen: 'What do you mean?'

(15 minutes later)

Kristen: 'Hey! I get it! That was mean!'

Everyone else: 'Hahaha...'

'Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.'
 
Haha.. That *was* a funny conversation. lol Kris is great, a bit slow sometimes, but still great.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
guys who drive corvettes have small dicks

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
wouldnt it take the romance out of romantic sex if you pulled apart a velcro bra...u take it off and you can all imagine all that noise from it coming apart.

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
 
anyone have this video saved?

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
damn, shit, motha' fucka' i didn't realize people still remembered about the video. i mean people at my skool are pretty much over it, cept all these seniors keep coming up to me asking for head... but every1 has gotten over it...

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
without bras girls would be saggy by the time they were 20... it would be like the old woman in nutty professor 2.. and plus if you saw them all the time then they wouldnt be that big of a deal anmore.. the whole reason that you even like them is because they are something that you dont have that you can see... you got me?.....

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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oh yea and all they are is bags of fat anyways..so whats the big deal about them anyways... they just sit there being fat.. BIG BAGS OF FAT.. just think of it like that....

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
you just ruined my only reason for living.........

you guys wanna see a video of me touching my tits?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
yes, i would enjoy seeing those shawn.. im sure they arent saggy and fugly looking like the last time.haha

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
like last time eh?

dont ever insult my breaststs again or there will be no next time

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i have a bunch of thin lace bras. they are comfy.. hehe and very see through..i just wish bras didnt hurt after awhile

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
i have some lace bras too, i use them to wipe my ass

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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