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skipimp_

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It's fuckin time to get rid of these fuckin clasp bras, they're an insult to the male population..it's time for..are you ready...FOR VELCRO BRAS!!!!! you heard it right, velcro, no more fuckin around with clasp bras...it'll be easy, just pull and it's off

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
I completely agree...but velcro wouldn't work I bet. I also hate padded bras, theres nothing wrong with less than a handfull, but nothing is worse than going in a girls shirt and having to get around all that extra shit, damn!

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
Oh, sorry about that, if anyone's offended feel free to reem me, I got a little passionate, sheesh.

And there are worse things, much worse things.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
word to the padded shit, i hate gettin around that shit...it's a pain in the ass

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
bras are easy man. it took me awhile to get them down but i have the it one handed now

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
genous? i guess thats a good thing...but yeah, im really not very funny when im sober, so i make a point of not coming on here sober

I can do 1 handed, but it's still a fuckin pain in the motherfuckin ass

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
it is sooooo easy... I can do it with one hand in like 1 second..... most of the time... hmmm. yea. unless they are confuseing..... then I get confused.... yea.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
honestly now, i can un-clasp a double clasp bra just by strategically snapping my fingers. It's a gift.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
ok velcro wouldnt work. haha we'd like go skiing and if we crashed our bra would just rip appart.and i so wouldnt feel like taking off my shirt on the hill or getting ur my shirts to redoo my bra.. which would be hard because u try geting a bra done up from the back.. especially a velcro one..... u guys gotta suck it up and learn. but it really pisses me off when a guy takes a super long time to undo ur bra.. i feel like doing it myself..

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
That's the whole point, Cryss... we WANT your bra to rip off at various times during the day.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'
 
i dunno about u cryss but when i ski i normally only wear a sports bra.. well 9 times outta 10 im wearing a sports bra , depending on the shirt im wearing...

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??

We may be down a few guys, but that doesn't matter....It's not about who's not here, it's about who is...We need all the fans to rally together and make some noise! -Mats Sundin

 
i don't know what you guys are complaining about. i can undo it with my toes!

SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
 
ok maybe if someone had small boobs like really small ones the velcro would work if they were just sitting still.. but my vote is that you guys just need to stop bitching and parctice on unhooking them.. it isnt that hard once you get used to it...later..EMILIE

dont ski coz everyone else is doing it..ski coz you love to ski..otherwise your just another poser..!later...EMILIE
 
bras should be done away with, and tight shirts mandatory. except for fat chicks

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
ya padded ones suck... Clasps arent THAT hard you guys!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
sports bras piss me off.. they are too flattening.. and well hahah Denise got to find out today exactly what ridding does to your boobs. quote' dont your boos hurt after doing this'

haha poor girl bouncing around and shit..

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
Yeah, clasp aren't too bad, but an alternative method could speed up the procees!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
since i spend my life either at the gym, at the barn or skiing i live in sports bras.. i find underwires the MOST uncomfortable thing ever... but i guess thats just me... Cryss how can u not ride in a sports bra??

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??

We may be down a few guys, but that doesn't matter....It's not about who's not here, it's about who is...We need all the fans to rally together and make some noise! -Mats Sundin

 
should make it like a clip button..like those things on jackets u use to close the zipper cover :D

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'mauii has got to change his sig.. everytime i see it. i think hes quoting me or something..... yeah im dumb' - Canadian_kicker

 
i got it, some sort of remote control that would undo it with a press of a button, thats the easyest way i can think of

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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
clasps aren't that bad, they just suck ass when you are trying to get a girls bra off when she is wearing a really tight shirt and your sitting on a couch...c'mon now, through me a fricken bone here ladies

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
if faced with the preceeding dilema take the following steps:

1.) take the lady friend upstairs to a bed

2.) take off lady friend's shirt

3.) take off lady friend's bra and your good to go

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
i think that there should just be no bras....

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
if u really cant undo them with one hand. strip her down (while kising her) while standing then u can reach around with 2 hands.. or u can be really sexy and undress her from the back.. and kiss her neck and then u can see the clasp perfect and it'll be smoooooove!

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
i fully agree on that shit.... if you cant do it from the front find a slick way to from the back...

dont ski coz everyone else is doing it..ski coz you love to ski..otherwise your just another poser..!later...EMILIE
 
yeah I hear ya dez, or you could just date a hippy that doesn't wear bras

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
or just boycott the whole undoing situation and just rip that shit off

-Pat-

fuckers!

SMS session 2
 
Sure hippies don't wear bras, but you also run the risk of the bitch having more body hair than you.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.

Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.
 
hahaha, alpen, word to that shit

line 1260, I think thats a bomb idea...cept when they're older and the tits start to sag.....saggy tits are gross

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
Yeah, THAT'll happen! No way in hell!

'Me: She's never going home.

Kesian: Was she ever home?' - Me and my little child prodigy cousin
 
Ok, I ski with a normal bra on, hell, I ski with a strapless underwire pushup. Hell, I'm always in a strapless underwire pushup, I think they're so comfy. But, then again, I'm not the biggest person you'll see so I can get away with it. The only time there was some slippage was when I was wrestling my guy friend. And for the whole guy thing with bra..I dunno...I just think, just be courteous and do it for him, saves you both time, and it's kinda like, a signal that you want him...bad.

~juliet~

 
there..problem solved..girls..u do it! haha

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'mauii has got to change his sig.. everytime i see it. i think hes quoting me or something..... yeah im dumb' - Canadian_kicker

 
I think juliet has a good point. It is a signal for us guys that a girl wants you, or something along those lines.

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
haha yea thats what i did last time i couldnt figure out what kind it was so i was like 'ahh shit you just do it' hahah and that worked it was off thats all that matters

 
if u guys want some tips.. most ppl are right handed so they make bras for right handed people which means u had your arms around the girl so u had 1 hand on the back of her bra on the right side would be the loops and on ur left would be the little 'snaggers' so to make one quick 1 hand motion ud have to use your fingers to hold the right *loop* side down against her back. and use your thumb to pull the left *snagger* side over so they detach from the loops and VOLIA bra undone

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
Man... if we had Anjelica around this thread would be a LOT more exciting. :)

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
Angelica where are yooooooooooooooou???

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
hahah thats really sick i dont want to meet that person, but yea where is anjelica im sure she would have alot of helpful input

 
your a pussy if you can't undo a clasp braw with one hand and fucking drunk as hell. keep practiceing on your moms bras, so you'll be realy good if you ever get the chance

 
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