Branding

Captain-T

Captain-T

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Alright I dunno if n-o has already posted this (if he has please tell me the thread name) but me and a buddy are branding "Skier" into our left ass cheeks this weekend. Its obviously not the smartest idea but really whatever. Were going to be smashed off our asses neways. I just want to know what the best possible way is to dull the pain, what kind of bad things can happen and how bad is it going to hurt for the next month.

Thanks
 
i didnt do it, but my buddy branded a heart over his heart it stayed for about a month. he is pretty crazy though and said it hurt but not too bad...fucking crazy

i dont think much can dull the pain though man you just gotta take it, although im sure the booze will help some haha
 
have fun with that and i dont think you will want to sit down for about a mont after that. things can go bad, my friend branded himself and then it got infected and it was all gross for almost 3 months so after you do it just remember to clean it alot.
 
a bunch of my buddies have lighter brands on their arms and shit, the best way to deal with the pain is just get really fucked up and dont flinch or you will fuck it up big time
 
dude thats gonna suck one time i was really drunk and stuck a ciggerete into my arm twice, it didnt hurt at the time but it pussed up so much i seriously popped it 10+ times and once u peel the skin off its like raw skin so its hurts a shit load if it comes in contact wiht anything ecspecialy showers
 
Haha... get that gel that you can rub on your gums to numb them when you have a bad toothache. I don't know if it would really help any.. I think it's benzocaine... just a suggestion.

Oh.. and make sure your pretty gone.

Actually anything that ends in "-caine" or "-ine" can be your friend in this case.. :P novocaine, butacaine, amphetamines, morphines, acetaminophen, oxycodone, codiene.... hell.... yay for drugs.

But seriously though. Drugs are bad.
 
I really can't think of a worse place to do this than the ass.

It's going to get torn up every time you sit down... it won't heal very fast and could get infected, plus it will hurt like a motherfucker because you keep aggravating it.
 
i wouldnt recommend it, but if you insist, make sure you get the metal REALLY FUCKING HOT!!!! as hot as you can possibly get it.

are you just making letters out of metal or what?

oh and it might be a good idea to get a sober person to do the actual flesh burning bit

but i can guarantee it will hurt like hell & will prolly get infected and shit

the better news is it prolly wont scar, which means you wont have to look at your arse in a few years time and realise how retarded that idea was
 
it only scars if you do it right, which i seriously doubt will happen.

you also usually need to aggrivate the brand with a toothbrush or something while its healing for the scar to be permanant
 
i suggest you dont put it in water, cause i got a bad burn once and put it in water and it led to some temporary relief, but when I took it out it hurt twice as bad as before
 
If you have betadine (an iodine solution) or other antibacterial things you should most definitely use them. Because that shit is going to get so nast. Rubbing alcohol might do the trick too, but that's going to sting like a biaatch.

Enjoy that!
 
two things: shave the hair off yo cheeks first or it is going to smell way worse than it has to. Also, post pics! I wanna see if you are crazy enough to go through with this.
 
when is this going down? I'd be surprised if you actually did it...and according to Bam, it hurts like a mo-effing biatch.
 
im pretty sure Bam Margera branded his ass and i dont think it went over well. maybe watch that and see what happens to him
 
It'll scar if you irritate it enough, or are prone to Keloiding

take it like a man, it's just strike branding

laser branding can take hourssssssss
 
ok. if you are writing a word with one piece of wire, MAKE SURE IT ENDS UP FLAT. otherwise you end up with parts of words. i recommend this to small pieces of metal

then... heat it up to the absolute shitter. till its damn well glowing. hottest part of a flame is the tip.

wipe wherever your doing it, and ice it for FUCKING ages beforehand. im talking like 15 min at least.

get whoevers being branded to lay down, so they cant move...

push it in firmly, hold the brand on for like...3 seconds, dont roll it or keep pushing in.

take it off, leave it for a minute, then ice it again to dull the pain.

i dont know why im telling you this... but yeh.

i branded a star onto my hand... like on the side of my thumb kinda thing. its kinda gone silver now so its not as noticeable as it was.
 
Sugarcaine, my dear, does not exist. But sugar cane does.

And as for cocaine, for his needs technically it COULD help. You wouldn't be as coherant.

Although in the long run it is certainly not your friend.
 
Just waiting on an update, seeing if you went through with it, and seeing if your still wearing the same boxers bc im sure they are prolly allscabbed up with the brand after you sat down for the first time. I bet the first shower afterwards felt awesome!
 
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