Brad Holmes Rap Lyrics from ski movie 1

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ATLskier

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This is the Brad Holmes rap from ski movie 1, I have pictures, and Ill post those later. I couldn't get a few words in there so don't give me crap, and if you know them, or if somehting wrong correct it.

This just in... Brad Holmes is a disgrace to the ski industry...

Talk a lot of shit, you've never met me before,

You might have seen me before, throwin up on the floor,

Rollin down the road in my Lincoln,

Smokin and Drinkin, swervin, speedin and stinkin, i started thinkin,

I ain't really white trash, I make way too much cash,

Besides too many times I broke my ribs and got whiplash,

Lots of fuckers out there despise me, but they can all bite me,

they just want to be like me,

Skiers in the parks that said I'd never last,

It's kinda funny when I see them now, they kiss my ass,

Someone please explain why there's a stain on my brain,

Excuse me for a second while I'm jumpin this train[train, train, train, jumpin this train, ohh I'm insane]

What do I do,

Where am I from,

what's my name.....Holmes!

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from, from, from, from

Interupted in the middle of a ______ chew

[Little Girl] Goin to the X Games, It's gonna be huge,

Yeah it is, for the three same dudes,

I'd rather stay at home and sniff glue with the flu,

[Little Girl]You're over reacting,

I forgot to take my radalin,

I need to level off with a 40 and a ______

My life is my own, I take a _____ and stone,

You cna't tell me what to think or say, so just leave me alone,

33 Death threats, I'm not even dead yet,

But you be at me cause I won a brand new Corvette,

Don't like what I say/

Well, you're a hypocrite,

Cause now you're givin me shit, for givin me shit,

What do I do,

Where am I from,

what's my name.....His name is Holmes!

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

I don't do shit,

I get shit done,

I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

To all the 2 plankers...

Tahoe....

KW. ...

And MSP.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
hahaha, yes

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro

ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC
 
classic

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro

ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC
 
not from that movie but...

give me....your 1080s....and i wont....break your face

"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."

-later about 10 seconds in another post-

" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO

also known as pussyfooter
 
BRAD HOLMES! i was born to ski, it comes hard for some, but it's easy for me

something something something something more stupid lyrics something something something something something something

and that's right! i'm cocky as hell, and if you wanna talk smack i'll ring your bell

all you fools just give me a reaon, to come to your mountain and school you next seeasoooon

damn, that's the original brad holmes spittin ill rhymes, i wish i remembered all of it

-Jeff
 
haha

_________~Angus________________________

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BR

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
haha....beautifully disgraceful.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
holmes, jimbo and dave norehead are actually all nice people. i don't know why everyone hates holmes so much. he's legit in my eyes--that guy is pretty close to what he presents himself to be. can you say that of the people in wski?

 
i liek Super G too

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro

ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC
 
Hahahaha, this is a great thread. Post the pics man!

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Some people are trying to snowboard here!

Oh I get it. Sorry to ruin your day.
 
actually i dont liek him, but i do like him.

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro

ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC
 
I loved his intro to ski movie 2. Catching the beer can in the river...pure genious. I think holmes is legit. He did a nice cork/rodeo 7 in ski movie 1 that was pretty good for that time.

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i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
That's so gay. they didn't work. Go to this link to see all the thumbnails of them. They are on page 1 and there are 2 on page 2.

http://www.biglines.com/photos_display.php?id=search&word=tuura&type=0&category=0&all=1&search=Search+Photos

also, later on in the future, when I add new pictures, these won't appear on the first page.

I also put them on biglines cause they are too big to go on newschoolers.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
bad holmes is gay

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

formally known as - garrettb

 
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