Brad Holmes? Does he really ski?
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bigskia
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it's a mystery what he does now. i remember back in the day (ski movie 1) when he'd do shit like backflips. now i think he's just some fat ass white bitch rapper trying to use the ski industry to make a living
BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
alpentalik
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he's good, people just give him a hard time. hes getting old and might be injured or something.
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
srwinnsuco
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Holmes is a badass
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schlonginator
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i've heard that holmes is a professional comdom lubricator
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'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0
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ConceptPro153
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Holmes is an asshole he helped his friend get away when he punched my dad in the back of the head....all my dad was doing was asking for him to leave becasue he was drunk off his ass and screaming shit at 8:30 at night when familys where eating dinner.
ConceptPro153
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wow....how can u not understand what I'm saying
how would u know if my dads an asshole?
how would u know if my dads an asshole?
dude_le_skibum
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don't give him a reson
to come to your mountain
and school you next season
yeah, he's was ripping while you were still in diapers. its not because you don't see a dude in movies that he doesn't rip
believe me holmes rips
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Stop following Hype
to come to your mountain
and school you next season
yeah, he's was ripping while you were still in diapers. its not because you don't see a dude in movies that he doesn't rip
believe me holmes rips
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PocketRocket
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i LOVE it...each year his segment gets smaller and smaller...he'll be gone in like 2 more years!!!
xcessiveknights
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Is he riding nordica now?
Nonsense Poopypants
Nonsense Poopypants
dude_le_skibum
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or got balls the size of a bowling ball
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Fashion is for loosers
Stop following Hype
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Stop following Hype
mtbaker_rules
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i've heard he's got a sick cork 180. he just sticks those tips right in that snow. right in
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Itsbackfliptime
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who cares if he can ski his article in freeze is the best
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
SNOWMAN17
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yeah his freeze pages r funny as shit and its like the only part of freeze that hasnt lost ideas or ne thing, the last issue was great (how to smuggle 'oregano' past the border)
me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
marlin_102
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his section in ski movie 3 is horrible. He is the ugliest rail slider in the world. WAY OVERATED!
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skogenchick
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met him this summer, hella sweet in the pipe, and hella nice in person
i miss actual snow ahhhhh
i miss actual snow ahhhhh
petek
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skogenchik, he's pbly nice to you, cuz ure pbly hott.
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'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
alpentalik
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are probably because she licked his ass hole
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
What_A_Wookie
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Holmes is gettin to be an elder, thats all...Are you gonna say plake sucks cause he doesnt get all the footage in the world?
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
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