Boycott toilet paper

Coochieman7

Coochieman7

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What’s up Newschoolers, I know it’s been a bit but I have really been thinking about the toilet paper industry. In my opinion it’s just a way for the Government to tax us without us knowing, if you look at the facts toilet paper was originally patented in 1857 one year after (Democrat) James Buchanan was elected as president. The same James Buchanan that supported the states in being able to choose if they wanted slavery.

Also what do democrats love? TAXES! Since then toilet paper is now a 15.29 billion dollar industry that we now see as essential! How did people survive before 1857 if toilet paper didn’t exist? Again the Government is taxing us almost daily by our need of “hygiene” especially wiping?

Ever since I found out about these facts I can’t bring myself to wipe, common tactics are either shower or just standing up and walking away. After about week 2 you will really see a difference as your body’s natural wiping abilities will kick in and you will get used to any smells.

I need support from the Newschoolers community if I want to topple this industry. Please try out the ?no wiping gang? for just 2 weeks and see how it feels, we can’t let things like this become forgotten or else the government will gain too much power over us the people! Stick it to Uncle Sam and we’ll show them where the true power come from!
 
Fuck ya! #NoWipeGang lets gooo!!! Luv the vybez. Republicans, lets stick it to the democrats, boycott toilet paper and don't wipe!!! #MAGA #TrumpDoesn'tWipeSoIDontEither
 
Now this is a movement I can get behind.

Don't forget to vote for Turd Sandwich on November 8th.
 
boycott the stupid fucking 1 ply shit i see in my resort's bathroom. nothing worse than accidentally fingering your asshole when wiping.
 
Leaves are the answer. People bag up and throw away tons of leaves every year. Waste services are just another way for people to make money and the government to tax us.
 
14475880:GrandThings said:
Ahmet is actually going to stop wiping his ass now
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He better, if he doesn’t then he’s buying into the government propaganda that society has ingrained into our daily lives
 
14476151:TreeJam said:
Leaves are the answer. People bag up and throw away tons of leaves every year. Waste services are just another way for people to make money and the government to tax us.
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Leaves do work, again my preferred method is to just stand up and walk away. It’s extremely time effective
 
Bidets are also a tax scam. I have a perfectly good running hose outside and I just blast that mf to get a good clean every few days.
 
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