Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

i dont really get how this is possible, because like, if he started at midnight, and didnt stop until morning like... thats still not that much. maybe if he was super dehydrated, but i still feel like it would take more time that that to finish 42 times, just because your body cant repoduce semen that fast. also i have definately had sex basically nonstop from midnight to like 4 or 5 in the morning before, im sure other people have as well, and done it without dying or even feeling like i was going to die, and thats essentially the same thing or similar right? so what the fuck. i really just cant wrap my head around the whole thing.
 
i dont really get how this is possible, because like, if he started at midnight, and didnt stop until morning like... thats still not that much. maybe if he was super dehydrated, but i still feel like it would take more time that that to finish 42 times, just because your body cant repoduce semen that fast. also i have definately had sex basically nonstop from midnight to like 4 or 5 in the morning before, im sure other people have as well, and done it without dying or even feeling like i was going to die, and thats essentially the same thing or similar right? so what the fuck. i really just cant wrap my head around the whole thing.
 
i dont really get how this is possible, because like, if he started at midnight, and didnt stop until morning like... thats still not that much. maybe if he was super dehydrated, but i still feel like it would take more time that that to finish 42 times, just because your body cant repoduce semen that fast. also i have definately had sex basically nonstop from midnight to like 4 or 5 in the morning before, im sure other people have as well, and done it without dying or even feeling like i was going to die, and thats essentially the same thing or similar right? so what the fuck. i really just cant wrap my head around the whole thing.
 
i dont really get how this is possible, because like, if he started at midnight, and didnt stop until morning like... thats still not that much. maybe if he was super dehydrated, but i still feel like it would take more time that that to finish 42 times, just because your body cant repoduce semen that fast. also i have definately had sex basically nonstop from midnight to like 4 or 5 in the morning before, im sure other people have as well, and done it without dying or even feeling like i was going to die, and thats essentially the same thing or similar right? so what the fuck. i really just cant wrap my head around the whole thing.
 
Actually, they determined that there was a natural gas leak. The kid was using a sock, which caused a massive static electricity discharge, that set off the gas.

Fapping 42 times. A record that will be tough to beat.
 
Bump for more lawls.

The moral of this story is: Don't flog your dolphin a Brazilian times without taking a break.
 
That must have taken some drive. What did he do in the five minutes after when your the opposite of horny
 
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