Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[t-h[uTAH]ff]

he was trying to get rid of all of his fluids so he didn't have to worry about children in the future.

 

[Relish_man]

epic first response

 

[monkatizer]

rapid heartbeat? heart attack? blood clot in dick?

idk

 

[michelle]

You can die from exhaustion right? That's my guess

 

[PopsicleStand]

solid first post, still assuming youre a troll based on name though haha

 

[Blindsurfer]

what was the post?

 

[Blindsurfer]

WHAT WAS THE POST?

 

[AWALLRUS.]

A GUYS HAND AND THE LOWER THUMB/WRIST WAS ALL FUCKED UP AND CUT OPEN

 

[PopsicleStand]

gore. I make it a personal goal to quote all posts I know will be deleted. Its like some sort of e-cred to myself.

 

[TobiasFunke]

aha i lold

 

[canterbury]

wat

 

[marsh.]

wut?

 

[LeadThug420]

The article knows the exact number times he masturbated, but no the cause of death? right....

 

[hautepansy]

the dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation

 

[hokkanee]

Lost it right here

 

[coolflippers]

.

 

[Jamestown]

I only like women with the finest texture physics. This guy must have been reeeeeally horny.

 

[emilyiscool]

ahahaha probably one of the best comments ive seen in a while

 

[Mr.Panda]

He most definitely beat death, because it surely came.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

so confused at how this is even possible.

 

[andstuff]

Wow, you can get stock images of fapping now.

 

[Mr.Huck]

I google image searched "death by fap" and that was one of the first photos that came up. Makes you wonder. I can die happy now that one of my posts had been deleted.

 

[Sitch.]

Lol threads

 

[.cam.]

This reminds me of a story a friend told me. He said his drivers ed teacher told him a friend of hers died while masturbating. he died because the belt he had around his neck was to tight...

 

[gus555]

Mom: you better be careful son, one of these days you're gonna fap yourself to death. Son:

 

[ZAHNER]

they measured how much he jizzed then divided it by the average amount some one cums and calculated the 17-16 min of waiting time they could find out..

 

[CassiusClay]

The equation is much more difficult than that. You have to realize, with each fap session the jizz rapidly trails off in smaller and smaller amounts. The scientists working on this case spent time pouring over graphs and equations before concluding it was indeed 42 times.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

wow. my records 15.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

shit, someone made that joke already.

 

[NoCoastSkier]

baters gunna bate

 

[MN_Nice]

 

[Davy.Crockett]

very nice.

i wonder what the actual cause of death was? heart failure? severe laceration?

 

[AOTEAROA]

42 times? Jeeeze louise. Its a fucken good day if i can go twice, haha .

 

[Mr.Panda]

He probably had a heart attack.

 

[Downtofilm]

How does this even work?

I am tired and Notdowntofap after once sometimes twice.

42 fucking times what the fuck

 

[Gstrong]

I would rather break my neck trying to give myself head than that.

 

[BieberHole69]

hahahahahah I lost it

 

[Newschool_Pope]

my guess is he died of dehydration...

 

[I_Am_Mod]

the story of my life ....

except for the dying part....

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

 

[^BEANS^]

.

 

[Crispy.]

I lost. 10/10

 

[Milksteak]

Ha! -___O

 

[SirShane]

How do you die from JERKING it????

 

[Chompo.]

Speechless

 

[Brian_Peppers]

Truth

 

[S.C]

bahahahahhahaahhaah so fucked

 

[PON3]

wouldnt that like rub your shit raw going 42 times in one night?

 

[egg.]

aw now il have to change my entire lifestyle.

 

[ReppinE.C.]

pussy, i go about 55 in 5 hours.