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elansucksass

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whats your best trick on a box. I just started trying new shit on boxes tonight, and they are so much damn fun. Rails are cool, but you can spin while on the box and its so much damn fun. I ended up getting a cab 270 on spun another 360 while on the box and then went off 90 to switch. i've seen people do like 1260 equivalents of spinning on these things.....any one up there?

 
i can do labia lubes on boxes

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
ive never had teh pleasure of riding a box, but i want to really bad. they look aweseom

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backslide off 90 to switch

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
 
hey when ya ride the box do you ride the whole width or do you ride just the edges, we got a kinked box and i wanna do it i was wonderin!

 
i wish we had a box but almost no one who goes in the park would know how to use it

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yea today we were fuckin around on another box, and we realized you can frontslide it. its so funny. it looks like you're some fruitbooter or something

 
you took the words out of my mouth ductape.

sometimes for shits i like slid across them on my stomach and then go into like a front flip off them.

then i ski away and say what, repreasent.

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
butters a snowboard term for spinning 180 before the lip of a jump

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
i did a switch on, then switched it up at the kink, then got a 270 off. that was on a kink box by the way.

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic'
 
270 on 360 while on to 270 off

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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
i like eating box

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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
there's kink boxes? sooo sweet!

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::Viva La Ressistance::
 
kinked boxes are sweet cause they're like kinked rails except I can do them.

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
Rails are cool, I suck at them though... :(

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Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
boxes can't rape you up the ass so i think they're cooler. i learned how to do rails by doing a box first

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
this reminds me of a funny box related joke.

so this dude is getting married right, and he says to his dad 'dad ive never had sex before and tonight is my wedding night i need some help' so the dad just youll be fine son itll just come natural. and the son says again that he is really nervous and dosnt know what to do. so the dad says ok ill help you then. tonight ill wait outside your hotel room and if you need any help just come out and get me. so the sone says thanks alot dad. so anyway they go and get married and its their wedding night. they are laying in bed and the wife says to him so what do you want to do now honey? and he says oh ah jst a second and runs to the bathroom nervously. meanwhile the wife gets naked and says come out honey im naked. so he says just a second again and stays in the bathroom. so a few minutes go by and the wife has to take a shit now. she says again honey come out now and he says again just a second. so the wife desperate now hauls out a box from underneeth the bed and shits in the box and puts it back by the bed. so after a few more minutes the husband finaly comes out of the bathroom and walks over to his wife. on his way he steps in the box and yells out 'ahhh theres shit in the box' then he hears his dad from outside say 'turn her over son'.

 
hahaha ho ho ho!!! that was funny

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
boxes are wicked, ste marie has a rainbox box and a kink box, both suck but are fun to do,, i gonna see what tech tricks i can pull on them tomorrow

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
yea you cant really sack boxes, they can sure as fuck knock your teeth out though

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
yea stoneham has a c box and a bus, which a gigantic box on the top of a bus half-buried in the snow, and le Relais a kink box

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
rainbow boxes are pretty gay, there only good for doing 180s over, c rainbow boxes are kinda fun, and curve boxes are fun

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
when ya grind the box do you go onto it strait or grind the entire width, i see no skiers doin them so i wanna know so i dont kill myself!

 
yeah boxes are sweet, especially variations of boxes like rainbow boxes and c boxes and stuff

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Viva la Resistance!

 
its kinda sad, our mountain has more boxes than rails.

r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips

-freeze_pooter

 
For the man who asked what a Rainbow box is...This is a Rainbow Box:

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i got soo good at boxes this year...i can 450 onto it 450 while sliding and then 360 off

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dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

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