I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. You're not a pussy, you're the opposite of a pussy, you're a man with extraordinary taste in cereal consumption equipment .
go find that one weird wookie kid in your area who blows glass. there's always one. give him about 25 bucks and he'll make you a bowl that you'll love because it was hand crafted by someone you know, and will last you forever if he's any good.