P.opsicle
Member
This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir,
it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a
goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how
much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.
After
tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a
balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room,
though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.
The
result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must
have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a
goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how
much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.
After
tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a
balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room,
though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.
The
result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must
have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
