Alright, first of all let me straighten this out-
1- There are a lot of tools in Boulder. I freely admit it. Lots of these people (read: tools) are from southern California. Some are from shitty places on the east coast like New Jersey. I've had very few good experiences with people from SoCal that go to school here in Boulder. Luckily, most of these people are in the greek scene and they stick to themselves. Unfortunately, I still have to see the mediocre looking SoCal girls with ugg boots, big sunglasses, denalis/tahoes (why are there so many damn denalis from california around here?), and piece of shit little frou frou dogs. Honestly, if you aren't that good looking in the first place, huge sunglasses and ugg boots aren't going to do anything but make you look stupid. If you are attractive, the fact that you wear ugg boots and huge sunglasses makes you unattractive.
2- If you aren't getting good weed in Boulder you don't know the right people. Good weed is extremely easy to come by, and if you know the right people you can get deals on great weed at $40-$45 an eighth.
3- There are a lot of people here in Boulder that are all about the on mountain fashion show of trying to look good and act like they are super badass skiers (read: Boulder Freeride). Many of these people aren't actually that good at skiing and will drink/smoke themselves retarded over waking up and skiing 3 feet of powder. I don't mind them so much, it leaves more fresh tracks for me.
4- College is all about who you get to know. If you get swallowed up into the party scene, what do you expect to get out of it? If you seek out people with similar interests to you, then you are going to have an awesome time.
5- There are some solid groups of skiers in Boulder who camp in snowcaves, go on hut trips, and hike for fresh tracks in remote places several days a week. Don't forget that the Indian Peaks overlook Boulder and have some incredible backcountry skiing. We'll spend the night at a hut in the Indian Peaks, wake up and ski down to get to class on time.