BORIEL JIHAD update.

TheStamos

TheStamos

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Dude's and Dudett's , im having a hard time trying to decide what to do. Boreal hasnt been the gretest all week and there are going to be 30000 people there clogging up the lift line's. There are other mountains around tahoe that are opening up for example kirkwood,squaw and sierra. Why waist out money waiting in a lift line for 20 min's each run.Boreal's like the closest to sac so it will be the most crowded. The real proplem is we are doing this for the jib's and i have no idea if any of these other resort's are going ot have any up. What are we going to do.! I want this to be alot of fun , Not just standing in line talking about how much it suck's. If any of you have any inside info about these other mountains then please speak up. If no of this sounds like fun what do you think we should do?

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I have no idea what to do this weekend either. I was thinking about building a booter now that theres a little base underneith the new snow, but I dont know if the snow will still be soft by friday or if there's even enough of it. Kirkwood or Squaw sounds good right now, too.

 
i am buying a pass to K-wood so i am def going their sat. plus i decided to go to boreal last sat and it was ok but i heard the wood was off...

don't get lackety
 
I have no idea either i think i might go swimming since its still 70% HERE.

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
If the snow sticks, A booter off of donner pass might work.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
My friend might be going to kirkwood, so maybe we head up there on Saturday and check it out?

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
going to sierra and while im at it im gonna get the season pass, trying to convince my friend not to go to boreal cause boreal sucks

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

Theres sex and then theres the Seth Pistols
 
I think im going to go to sierra, the jihad was a bust it looks like so we'll have to try again later this year.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
K..heres the deal. Boreal and other resorts wont less us set up rails on their property probably..so thats out. Boreals got some sick rails up..and I frankly don't care if its crowded.

90% of us are probably Northshore..so lets just chill at Boreal.

If we bring enough rails, I would be happy to let you fools use my backyard set up. I got a 10 foot ramp and a 12 foot flat PVC rail already. I don't have my other rails just yet, but if we get maybe 3-4 more, I think it would work.

Fat rail jam in the back..couple beers, some music. It'd be sweet..so If your down, PM me and we'll see if we collect enough rails and people to do it.

Theres my 7 cents.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
My crew decided on sierra . I do care if there are line's seeing as how it is my 4th day skiing this year and dont think its worth it. If we were gonna set up rails it would eb on donner pass not at a resort but yeah sierra's the ticket with 4 feet of new snow.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
i think Lief said he was going to be up at boreal this weekend, we were trying to figure something out. dave you should come to kirkwood with me on saturday!

 
oh, he is girl crazy so he will prob say anything to you . Last time i talked to him he agreed in BOLD caps that we were going to sierra , i may be mistaken, he sucks at skiing anyways so i will be the one you 'll be focusing on .

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I'm covering the softball doubleheader in davis on saturday. woohoo. I don't even have my skis here. I gotta get on that

 
NICK is now officially the biggest shit talker of the year. Kim, we are NOW going to Sierra, but we were planning to ride Boreal. Look in Kim's profile anyways; she prefers big slow smooth styled out tricks. Smooth is like the antonym for Nick. He charges rails like he's a FUJATIVE running from the popo. word to that bitch.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
squaw is opening up this weekend. just shirly and the rest of the green runs off high camp... but hey, open is open.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
hahaha you guys make me laugh. you ego trips are hilarious. i'm pretty sure i'm not going up to sierra this weekend but we will have to ski together some other time

 
I will be at sugarbowl on sunday if any one else wants to meet up. I will be there with my tow friends who board. We all have season passes, so it does not make sense to go any where else.

______________________

I smoke chewy like a mothafuckin nut

You got a gram bag hit the zags and roll her up

Cuz a nigga like me can't fake it when I'm high

Get the Visine for the tight red eyes

Jump in the Cutlass with the niggas from the set

The blunt went out but we ain't done yet

Get another one blaze like a barbeque beef

It ain't nothin like a blunt for the funk in ya teeth

Yeah, I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker

If you didn't know me you would think I was a clucker

But I'm not a clucker I'm a dodger and a ducker

Come a little closer I'm a show you I'm a punch ya

And if I can't beat you I get my gun and I'm a buck you

Turn you over like a little bitch and I'm a fuck ya

-Andre Nickatina

 
hey burke..how bout I take a pee in your butt.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
^^Haha, you little bitch burke...your insolence will bring the wrath of Allah down upon your crappy resort and your family and their crops. You will regret the day you laughed off the title of JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
And Im not kidding you little fucker...I've got a pass to ALPINE SO YOU WILL COME TO KNOW MY WRATH!!!! Yeah, my radness will dwarf you and cause you to cower in fear of death and getting schooled. Run and hide Burkemulisha or whatever the fuck your weak name is. I'LL SEE YOU ON THE SLOPES FOOL!

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^^^Haha, I was really drunk when I wrote all that stuff, damn I'm cool.

Burke, you need to chill. Just because I used to live in the 'BAY AREA' OMG!@!!@!11! does not necessarily mean that I prefer sexual partners of the same gender. Plus, it really doesn't matter since when I'm up there I'm killing it just as hard as any of you 'locs' are. At the end of the day, we're all just skiers bro. Maybe I'll see you at Alpine or something and I can show you a little bit about how a kid who only got 19 days on snow last year can bring it, but until then, please don't make flagrant generalizations about my sexual preferences. Thankyou,

Mack

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
heres the thing about bay area haters... chances are you (whoever) moved to tahoe from somewhere, weather it was norcal, reno, or somewhere else, while people who live in the bay, or the sacto area, such as myself, have been skiing tahoe since we could walk. so unless youre one of those rare few in tahoe/truckee who were born and raised, please shut the hell up.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
^Yeah, thanks, I was in the bay, now I'm in Davis. I'm getting closer guys, but I'm not there yet. Be patient with me.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
ahahaha this burke bitch crackes me up. thinkin shes the shit...your so hard.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
yeah just because we live in the valley doesnt mean we suck, I was invited to ski with Nobis this winter for a relaxed hush hush big mountain comp at squaw so shut up stupid bitch.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I further my offer of peeing in your butt burke.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
I wish I was cool enough to go ski with nobis, but obviously im not down with the hush hush comps. I love bitter people from the bay, especially since you all rip harder then the locs. Gnar bro Gnar

 
No, no you didn't, youre the one going to the hush hush big mountain comp. Skimack rips harder then any 'loc'

 
Finally, recognition of my radness...VC, thanks for my new sig.

'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc'' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^Shit, my bad, try this...

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'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc'' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Anyways mack im hearing rumor's of a K-Wood trip this sat with sos,The snow is gonna suck ass but hey who cares , Not sure though keep it touch .

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
^Definately down..my friend was up there sat. and he said they had some nice pow and cornices, but no park. The pow will be tracked, but maybe they'll get some jibs up by this weekend.

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'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc''' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Everyone needs to stop being stupid. I'll be the first. It doesn't matter where you're from as long as you are going at it and having fun with your friends. I hope this thread can die now and never come back.

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'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc''' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
for your sake calskierx, i hope you stay out of the way of the real skiers at alpine this year..queer

 
^Dude, did your girlfriend just break up with you or something? Why are you so angry. And Nick, quit playing around with these kids they are too uptight to take a joke.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
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