Bored. Late night bullshit anyone?

Sunday morning sex instead of church with the gf. With lots of screaming, yelling, scratching, and biting going on too.
 
Yea this one kid sent me a pic of sasquatch. That's the highlight of my night... except for all the fuckin parties i went to.
 
yeah i don't work so im hoping for something similar when the girls gets home from work in a few hours. in the dog house though after i stumbled in rather intoxicated last night so i'll hafta work some magic
 
Study for exams, which will last 20 minutes then Ill go find something better to do. Like what happened today. Shit.
 
Yea fair enough. I still think it helps when you go over stuff that you missed. Im not the person whos going to put in 3 hours each day though. An hour max.
 
Why is it that the toilet seat being down is the accepted standard position? It seems to me just as justifiable that men get pissed whenever they should find that their girlfriend left the seat down again. Who decided this? Who gave women the upper hand?
Also, why is it such an annoyance? Put it down already. I've never had anyone fall in during the night, and mythbusters confirmed that there is fecal coliform bacteria all over everything in the bathroom anyways, so whatever splash damage that could occur is negated. Shit doesnt make sense.
 
Seriously. Got yelled at by a girl the other night for leaving it up. When I asked who decided on the standard position they had no response. Chicks want equal rights don't they? Then why cant they just adjust to how they find the seat like us. Equal rights means they don't have any superiority when it comes to the drafting or maintenance of any toilet seat social legislation.
 
Why haven't we engineered a better toilet seat? The technology has been essentially the same for the last 100 years. The choices are too limited. Plastic, wood, or that weird squishy one your grandma has that sticks to your ass. I want an ergonomically designed seat
 
I just got back from the fair, and I'm going again tomorrow. Unfortunalty it is the last day therefore it will be time to get schonckered!
 
ok I will. I laughed at the squishy grandma toilet seat because that is so funny and in many cases true. In my family the wooden toilet seat seems to rule to roost which frankly does not make any sense ro me. A wooden seat that you sit on to take a dump? That shit is totally loeaded with fecial bactiera, and I don't like to think about it. But really you're right they should engineer a new type of toilet seat that isergonomically corrrect and combats bacteria. They could call it "the do do buster" or something like that
 
oh you must be the ppl that live next to me!!! nice to meet you. p.s. i pretend someone is dieing to make myself feel better about it usually
 
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I hate the 18 minutes a day when NS is down. sure it's 7am on the east coast but it's midnight in NZ, and that's prime NS time.
 
FUCK retarded papers in senior year. and also having weights and conditioning because i dont have "credits" bullshit. also i have a stack of Coke Lights next to me. not Diet Coke like they have stateside, but Coke fucking Light.
also, i have found that when i stop smoking for prolonged periods of time, my NS use dwindles.
 
When i was growing up i never understood any of these jokes, because i grew up with three brothers so including my dad there was 5 boys and only one girl. My mom used to always yell at us for not LIFTING the toilet seat because we would pee all over it and then she would sit in it.
 
bullshit if you online.

i gonna stay up all night tonight to try and reverse my sleeping habits. i've been staying up all night and sleeping all day, so if i can stay up all night tonight, then stay up all day and go to bed at normal time tonight, i'll be back on track.
 
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