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stinky_cheese
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13397994:Ghoster said:
op getting #rekt
OP_has_Aids
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13397994:Ghoster said:
10/10
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S.J.W
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Since you're in Canada.
Have you ever thought why the maple leafs suck?because their name is fucking maple leaf. Hockey is one of the toughest games out there and you call your team maple leafs. That's not fucking scary. That makes two dudes butt fucking in the middle of Mardi grass look like a steal cage match. Maple leafs are the least scariest thing ever. They create fucking maple syrup. Change your name leafs and you might actually win a game
Have you ever thought why the maple leafs suck?because their name is fucking maple leaf. Hockey is one of the toughest games out there and you call your team maple leafs. That's not fucking scary. That makes two dudes butt fucking in the middle of Mardi grass look like a steal cage match. Maple leafs are the least scariest thing ever. They create fucking maple syrup. Change your name leafs and you might actually win a game
OzzyJ
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13398082:OzzyJ said:
sorry for dub post but I thought about it and if you think about it scientifically the leaves allow the trunk to grow which provides the sap for syrup so in a roundabout way maple leaves do make syrup but it is actually just the phloem in the tree that provide sap.
spliff.Life
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Leaves?
GayWolf420
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender then calmly explains to the horse that he cannot be here because bars are no places for horses. Then the bartender promptly escorts the horse out of the bar and calls animal control.
Charlie_Kelly
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
inb4 dingosean
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
inb4 dingosean
lcoopman
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A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass.
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''
CheesusChrist
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Not really a 'joke' but I geeked the fuck out when I saw on Yik yak yesterday:
"Kissing makes my whole day, anal makes my hole weak"
"Kissing makes my whole day, anal makes my hole weak"
fresh_prince
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13398003:snapped said:
#rekt
CheesusChrist
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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's better than 10 babies in 1 tree? 1 baby in 10 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of root bear and 2 scoops of baby.
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? Your erection.
How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket? With a blender.
How do you get them out again? Tortilla chips.
What's better than 10 babies in 1 tree? 1 baby in 10 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of root bear and 2 scoops of baby.
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? Your erection.
How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket? With a blender.
How do you get them out again? Tortilla chips.
steezburgereddie
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Whats the best part of 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
There's 20 of them.
Charlie_Kelly
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13411261:yungmoney said:
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
I dont fuck a watermelon before I eat it.
Damn all this dead baby talk gots me all hungries and shyt